Today, and over the last week, I’ve spent about 10 minutes with my wife over 5 separate occasions because she is married more to her job than to me. And if anyone is interested those 5 occasions were unromantic sex because we’re trying to get pregnant, then straight back to her laptop to work more. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my marriage is more or less over, as my wife is so career-obsessed that when I asked if we could spend some time together, she rolled her eyes and gave me permission to sleep with other women, since sex is all I think about. I didn’t ask for sex, just time together. Definitely over I think. FML
Today, when my wife is ovulating, she is wild, horny, and nearly insatiable. So of course for the last four months, our work schedules have overlapped to give us absolutely no free time together during that magical week. I just got my next few weeks of schedule… and make that five months! FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML
Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, during the party for my last day at my old job, my office wife professed her love for me. We’re both married, we have no chemistry, and I’ve been dumping my work on her for three years. FML
Today, my wife finally actually started trying with life again, perfectly in time for me to have already given up on us at the start of the week, having spent way too long trying to fix things. She keeps on pushing all this future planning stuff when I'm just wanting to walk at this point. FML
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Rozay333 36
Id say stop trying to get pregnant and fix your relationship first
stickyface 17
Please don't give her kids. There are already too many children who are merely lifestyle accessories for women who are trying to complete the "I can have it all" set. It is beyond sad. Fix your marriage and hopefully help her realign her priorities before bringing children into that mess.
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Rozay333 36
Id say stop trying to get pregnant and fix your relationship first
Chazzster 32
Adding children to a failing marriage never solved the relationship problem. Children can be great if you both want them, but they will inevitably stress a failing relationship between husband and wife. It’s more humans in the same household wanting and demanding attention from an already stressed set of parents plus they bring occasional little or even bigger problems… Don’t get me wrong - As my own parents each wound up saying they loved having the children (I was the oldest of 4), but it didn’t “fix” any of their relationship problems. And I have had 2 of my own (1 natural, 1 adopted) and I love my children, but they didn’t make a failing marriage better… OP, figure out if your marriage is going to survive. If the answer is yes, then and only then think of having children.
stickyface 17
Please don't give her kids. There are already too many children who are merely lifestyle accessories for women who are trying to complete the "I can have it all" set. It is beyond sad. Fix your marriage and hopefully help her realign her priorities before bringing children into that mess.
xaddrus 17
are you sure you wanna put a baby in a work machine?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
The economy is crap right now. Maybe she's working super hard to make ends meet. Do you have a job to help her with that? If so, FYL. If not, I suggest you get one to take some of the burden off her.
Crowned Sataness 12
yeah if she can't stop working for 5 minutes, are you really prepared to be a single dad?