Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Top comments
Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
bennetts211 2
So did he like... go inside your house to get stuff to dump on the sidewalk, or do you keep everything you own in your purse?
kapippenger 0
But honestly I don't usually care about if my shirt matches my pants because I either wear jeans or shorts.
CatEyes66 0
^ What?
CatEyes66 0
I don't get what 13 was trying to say but OP must have been complaining way to much about not matching or her boyfriend is way over sensitive.
MicMic_fml 7
Suit up!
captainbj2 0
maybe you should date the OP...you can find her by the curb...
PetiteLady 4
Nag, Nag, Nag.
ThanksKarma 0
There is a piece of the puzzle missing. I'm willing to bet some cold, hard cash that you chronically nag him about any and everything.
dinodannyrawr 5
heheh I know a good pimp for her
cupcakeluver1212 0
Not all girls have a good sense of fashion.
garrettsgirl 0
apparently he doesn't like to be corrected
mlb58 0
It was probably the way she said it...bitches be trippin.
drewgreenan 0
Tig ol Bitties
Joshwarrior 39
lol 102 you have him whipped :)
birdfreak 24
funny sometimes I ask my little brother for help on what to wear : )
Bobissmall 13
#85 is right... i voted FYL but now i think about it she probably went on and on about it, and he might have said he didn't wanna change, so it turned into a whole argument, then she comes to FML with this sob story as if all she did was make one simple request. How do i change it to YDI? D:
bubby221000ify 0
unless she's fat.
Delta2Almanac 7
he's probably thinking. . . . "that men's wearhouse commercial lied!"
kapippenger 0
If that's the case then yeah she deserves it.
kapippenger 0
You know, if she nagged him all the time.
darrylsmith36 0
dumb ass
karch 0
I bet he got the idea from Ronnie on jersey shore.
rosaleehoohaha 0
...fail
frecktured 14
such a petty boyfriend you have OP. fyl
EatnBeef 7
why are you on FML and not in the kitchen OP?
chongers18 0
^^ it's boys like you who don't get laid.
DarwinWillFixIt 11
Sounds like she was the petty one and my guess would be this isn't the first such comment.
Lauren10102 3
So if Ke$ha told you that your clothes were ugly you would believe her?
suprmidgt 0
had*
MizzErikaHart 8
ke$ha, maybe...lady gaga, no...
BaconDave 12
Man these comments are filled with negative thumbs! *Awaits thumbs down*
enonymous 9
As long as we're hypothetical Kesha questions... if a tree fell in the woods on Kesha would anyone care?
dolphincheddar 10
probably not
LesCDeal 6
Petty boyfriend? Complaining about his clothes sounds more petty. And I agree; a very important part of this story is missing!
PhilipTheDeacan 0
she should learn her place
GrahamAker 3
I would have done the same. if nags chronically i would dump that hoe. it only gets arose married.
guitargoddess89 3
^^pardon me???
Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
uKrazy 0
Look's like you don't match him anymore.
iSurf_fml 8
11- Only one of the same type of joke can be made, or it gets very old, very fast.
maskedman 9
Looks like uKrazy's comment doesn't match Cashtangoteam's joke. Did I kill it yet?
olpally 33
31 ftw^^ and 109 u did kill it... haha
OkayImSorry 0
Honestly if you are going out to a high end restaurant you want to be dressed well, I dont agree with it but many places have a dress code.
Skaw_fml 8
#3 You won the internets
Skaw_fml 8
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emillly219 0
nice.
lucas18xx53 0
3- lmfao
sluttywhore 0
# 3 soo true!!
Bekah99boo 0
Hahaha! That made me laugh. XD
kcmjlopez 0
dramatic much?
WiderWille 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
No, but totally reasonable reaction. I would do the same.
commietaco 0
well...that's because you are insane. people that do stuff like this obviously have some sort or mental disorder.
tsume24 3
...yet your picture is of George Bush eating a kitten.
avatar0810 15
I think he overreacted, but he made his point that his clothes will be the way HE wants them and it went through loud and clear. and WTF was up with her wanting him to change his clothes for dinner? he could've walked around like that all day and she never said anything but now that their gonna eat he should match. again WTF.
BreeAshlee 0
more like a- hole much??
zco101 1
it's outgaygous!
cimh 9
Well maybe that restaurant had a dress code? I think he's pretty childish to react in such a way - if he doesn't know how to dress properly than he shouldnt be ashamed of getting some help of his girlfriend!
cameron194 9
no he isn't, I hate bitches that try to control every aspect of a guys life like he's their child.. and totally agreed with avatar
kings1fan 6
What a jerk!
im_emile 4
I don't get why this comment got thumbed down? What he did was immature.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
Maybe the OP constantly moans and complains about their partner's outfit as they want them to have a certain look while their partner doesn't want to dress in the style the OP wants. If the OP constantly tries to control their partner then this time may have been the last straw, got tired of the controlling behaviour and ended things.
MedChew 19
We men don't do girly things like fashion and hygiene. We come to dinner however we want =D *Comment not to be taken seriously*
louie111887 0
amen brother! hahaha : )
avatar0810 15
I don't pay any attention to fashion, but I do try to look nice. I think fashion ruins a lot of people actually.
bigbadtim 7
As long as he wears deodorant and changes his shorts, he's good to go.
redneck_Romeo 4
damn right Lmao. nice comment. brought a smile to my morning
Jonnie_effed_up 0
*comment tooken seriously*
HonestWalnut 3
Seems like you took the comment more seriously than english class
chocomilk82 0
Women...
sydneymwfca 10
dont even try thatt. it not all of em.
shutupYDI 4
40- there's this thing going around in the world maybe u don't know about it but it's called SARCASM. You should learn to sense it because you end up looking foolish when you take things seriously like that. :]
seenyou 3
58 - i think YOU are to serious :)
shutupYDI 4
I'm not It just pisses me off when people don't sense sarcasm or a jokes because it's not that hard to get them. common sense just isn't common anymore.
Ins0mau 20
It's the intent. Sarcasm doesn't work unless it's glaringly obvious due to the huge number of GENUINE idiotic comments around. Sad but true.
Iamaninchworm 0
139 you just failed hard bro. 121 was being sarcastic.
KoolKidFly 0
Ydi, never try talk to a man about fashion.
commietaco 0
warning: shoving food up your ass does in fact make you spew shit out of your mouth. example 1^
Flutist 3
What about Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? That was men talking to men about fashion. XD
Kenneth14 0
well what did you expect him to do, i would have done the same thing. Its a guy thing.
DjeePee 25
Is it? Well, then I must immediately check if my partner still has a penis, because he'll never do this 'guy thing' whilst I thought he was a guy. Silly me. Or it is you who is generalizing.
JakeLee 6
:/ cant take woman in gas mask seriously...
1215116a 14
16, I would not have thought. anything about your comment until you used 'whilst'. That just sounds stupid. -_-
SoccerRebel594 0
Yeah...I'm sorry 16, but you have a terrible sentence structure. Also, you have thought in place of think...it's not supposed to be past tense.
Blueglasscup 18
Edit: I wasn't supposed to reply here... So some mod please delete this.
Blueglasscup 18
1. You make it sound as though sarcasm has just been discovered. 2. In case you haven't noticed... Sarcasm is rather hard to detect through text if it isn't being made blatantly obvious. And judging by the number of thumbs ups #40 got and the number of thumbs downs you got I'd say most FMLers didn't think it sounded very sarcastic.
Blueglasscup 18
:( Still didn't work. This was for 58...
BreeAshlee 0
ahahaha
ifailplzinsultme 0
Are you talking about beating the boyfriend or doing the wife?
karagarren 8
lol 188 I think you have the wrong FML
xNephilim 19
So it's a guy thing to have no sense of fashion , overreact and be an ass? Interesting.
OneBigMessUp 5
I doubt thats the only reason why this happened.