Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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RadikulRam 16
Wait till he finds out about Santa.
Kn0wledge123 21
The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?
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RadikulRam 16
Wait till he finds out about Santa.
klovemachine 24
Wait till he finds out that size (of his unit) does matter =)
RadikulRam 16
He wont get that far with this attitude lol.
zomgbies 17
He's going to cry when he finds out Bieber isn't gay........
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Wait, find out what about Santa?!?!?! :O
martin8337 36
Don't forget about the Easter Bunny, The Gr8 Pumpkin and Mr. Hankey. the Christmas Pooh.
Catkam623 27
They're all real!!!!!!!!!
LeFrogDog 27
*plugs ears with my finger.....la la la la im not listening la la la la
UnluckyGenius 21
WHY ARE YOU BLASPHEMERS DESTROYING EVERYTHING I LOVE! ALL GLORY TO SANTA!
Kn0wledge123 21
The tooth fairy is real. I saw him last night. He told me to close my eyes and rub magical toothpaste out of a tube....didn't you ALL do that?! Right guys?...right?
Snowkeys 11
Santa is real!!! You sit on a throne of liesss!
AGB10 19
Yes but Santas boobs are fake!!
TheAbstract 15
Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa!
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Santa's always so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
flying_turtle_14 7
And the Easter Bunny.
LivexForever21 18
There goes my childhood
mxij 13
56-No, you met the Perdix Fairy
JasonUMN 15
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Everyone needs to be confident with themselves. If you have to wear a push up to feel better, do it! Who cares what your boyfriend or anyone else thinks.
Sfaizi24 17
If you don't care what anyone thinks, than you shouldn't be wearing a push up.
kathryn14 19
It's a confidence with YOURSELF issue. I don't care what people think of me, but I wear a lot of makeup so I feel more confident. It's just the way it is
Micayla 12
They get upset when you have small boobs, then they get upset at you wearing a push up. Can never win.
inthedopeshow 17
It's nearly impossible to find a bra without tons of padding anyway. It seems like the "add two cups" bra is becoming the standard. At least they're comfy...
evilplatypus 39
93 - Given how thin the fabric in women's tops are getting, the extra padding is necessary to prevent...uh..."poke-through" during sudden chills.
MissJojo_fml 4
93, that's not the standard at my size. I'm on the larger side, I guess, but I could use some extra padding to balance out my pot belly (which will not go away with any level of fitness at any weight, so don't go there). Alas, I can barely find enough padding for 97's liking...
Caitie_kid 8
Smaller boobs are usually more perky and will STAY more perky for longer! :)
skitzymew 19
Agreed with #133! Small boobs are definitely a bonus. You can sleep on your stomach, they don't bounce as much, you don't have to worry about getting shirts a size bigger, etc. On a side note, you shouldn't care anyway! That's not something you can control naturally. Don't fret over it too much, but do whatever makes you happiest.
addioty 19
itty bitty tittie committee represent
mFUNdo21 17
93- I disagree, at my size I don't find the extra padding comfortable at all
flashback.miss 28
just walk away OP.
euphoricness 28
But her boyfriend already did!
Jake_Hale 7
OP tell him "you should be more appreciative because before we had sex I thought you were bigger. Boy... Was I disappointed" if you two had sex of course.
worldclassrager 41
Excellent comeback!
krazayman 18
Wow a little immature right?
Damian95 16
I personally think he had no other option but to say something stupid and unoriginal and then storm out of the room like a baby.
slappygecko 21
He did it because boobs are filled with men's hopes and dreams.
DefiningDivine 13
Just when he thought he was getting a great deal, she told him. On a serious note, nobody should act that childish to someone they "Love".
mFUNdo21 17
well push-up bras are like a bag of chips, you open them to find that they're half empty
worldclassrager 41
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He shouldn't care about your breasts he should care about who you are in the heart...
tacojauns 45
A nice pair of cans doesn't hurt though
worldclassrager 41
As a guy myself I totally agree...
mangoboy1 19
GAAAAAAAYY! (Sarcasm)
Jjimen1654 9
As long as theyre there i could care less how big they are.
worldclassrager 41
Not looking for a chick with 32As?
Bracelets4Life 6
I agree completely! OP, it sounds like you deserve someone so much better and who respects you!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ok for your guys information.. the number is how big around.. like the size of your rib cage. the letter is what describes the boob size. so it doesnt matter if its 25, 32, 42... that doesnt say anything about how big her boobs are.
starile 20
Kinda hard to find that heart under all them padded boobs.
worldclassrager 41
Thanks for the clarification...
sunshinethehuman 9
That's actually not true. I don't know why they do it the way they do but if you go up a number and down a cup size it's actually the same size bra. For example, a 36A is the same boob size as a 34B and a 32C, with the numbers still indicating rib cage sizes.
Puolukka 4
They do it that way because the cup size is actually determined by dividing your bust circumference by your underbust circumference. :-) And this means that there's no such thing as "THE D-cup". The cup of a 30 D is much smaller than the cup of a 38 D and yet, they're both D...
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I thought it was "my whole life is a lie."
Reesienpiper 4
I hope if you take the time to proofread the OP's comment, you'll come up with something clever on your own as well.
daesung 8
Alot of girls wear a push up bra.
mangoboy1 19
Calvin Klein boxer briefs are basically push-up bras for guys. A lot of guys wear those too.
mangoboy1 19
They make everything instantly look better.
wonderfulrosie 13
Seriously, I have a hard time trying to find a bra that doesn't have a bunch of padding. ._.
tnlander 20
Yes a lot of girls do, and it's false advertising. Wearing Calvin Klein underwear is one thing but stuffing them with padding is another.
mFUNdo21 17
false advertising? oh forgive me, I almost forgot that women are just objects that can be "sold"
Mekeritrig 15
What about Dan Rather? Do you think he's real?
reaxion 25
I'd rather not
jkmartinjk 16
Haha you can get double d's in a pushup
davincidasecond 24
Don't sweat it OP. if he's worth being your boyfriend he'll quit being a drama queen. If he doesn't well, you can do better anyway.