Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
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Zelphoric 25
Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!
LameAss_Kya 8
Wtfff Boxers Are Sooooooo Comfy!!!
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Zelphoric 25
Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!
gabimk23 13
she should've told him to not get his boxers in a bunch
LameAss_Kya 8
Wtfff Boxers Are Sooooooo Comfy!!!
Zelphoric 25
You like wearing comfortable clothes?? You must be gay!! Oh wait, that's stupid.
Wiringify 22
And sexy.
LyingBlood 8
how?
Mama4ddk 15
How what exactly? How can the guy be such a moron? How can he be so cowardly he would choose that to break up over rather than whatever his real problem was? How could someone that idiotic get a girlfriend in the first place? Or how could you not understand that a woman can be sexy as hell in a pair of boxer briefs? I know that shit's true my husband says it about me and I just asked a couple of his friends about their girlfriends and wives and they say it about them. And yeah even when us females aren't around they say it so it's not because they have to don't even go there. A woman who is confident enough to wear whatever the hell she wants to because it's comfortable is sexy as hell no matter what it is that she's wearing. Because nothing, and I do mean nothing, is sexier than a Confident Woman . Although I will admit it can be matched buy a Confident man. Have I answered the how question completely enough? If not, re-read and repeat till it sinks in. Have an amazing day everyone!
PharmacyJoe 13
If briefly explaining to him that underwear preference is not the same as sexual preference didn't work, then it's probably best to let him go.
xFOAxREAPER 11
Ha! cause briefs, I see your pun.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
unless she's wearing the boxers to cover up/hide something else...
screenager5 35
Well, as a fellow female who prefers boxer briefs and other comfy things, I just learned something major about myself today. I too must be a lesbian. I had no idea!
fakedsincerity 32
Same. Now I gotta break it off with my Manthing. Very sad.
mezochan 29
Same. How could we be so blind?!
screenager5 35
As all three of us are newly discovered lesbians, I'm sure we can work something out.
fakedsincerity 32
I'll bring the whipped cream.
warrior2 20
That escalated quickly
screenager5 35
We've been living a lie our entire lives and it all just changed today. Of course it escalated quickly! I've got so much lost time to make up for!
Miss_Whipped 43
Did somebody say "whipped cream?" My favorite!
DoctorBitch 15
This is better than ****
SomewhatNuts 19
I can only imagine what your inboxes look like now haha
Killer_Unnamed_fml 1
problem is thar boxers aren't sexy as panties (i mean lingerie, notre ugly panties)
HoobidibooFox 11
Depends on the boxers and sizing, I think.
Yimpish 15
That's hot
Summaria 10
I actually think girls wearing boxers are 900% more sexy than panties/strings or whatever.
capnjacksparrow 7
I generally prefer girls wearing nothing but you know...
fotomiep 7
#30 do you prefer getting your gifts already unwrapped as well?
hunt3009 16
I totally agree!
Estelle101_fml 13
He probably realized that you look better in them than he does.
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, he was probably jealous.
EastCoastLez 14
As a lesbian who wears boxers, I can confirm that I don't turn straight when I wear panties.
Tarlachia 33
Probably because it's akin to the phrase, "Once you go black, you don't go back!" So, Once you go lesbian, you don't go back." ?
catherinecas 30
This must be exactly why I'm bisexual since I'm comfy in either.
lindsayr29 4
I, too can confirm that panties don't make me straight!
Xcizer 17
So instead of boxers or briefs he think Gay and Straight.
jvanevery 19
if they have rainbows on them or they're flannel then you're definitely a lesbian it's in the lesbian handbook