Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML
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lissylauren 0
Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..
mdizzl 6
I don't blame you. roosters are ******* annoying as hell
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Comments (178)
bubo_fml 11
Your anger is misplaced. Go an' **** the rooster, put it in your pot & enjoy a hearty meal...Problem solved!
josebeto1 6
First he has to master punching cabinets, then move on to walls.
stopbutton 0
call 911, get some water, and ummm nvm. 2 late to delete this
Petronix 5
Do you have a gun? It's currently open season on roosters...
Soloman212 28
Well if he's ******* punching through cabinets, I don't think not owning a gun's gonna stop him.
dirtyrussian97 0
You probably shouldn't own a dog with those kind of anger problems
Iheartfunny 1
a rooster eh well i suggest you go to kfc and and show him you mean buisness
geeoorrgiee24 0
Maybe if u killed ur dog , other than that you're fine
sambam_454 0
I think you do need those classes o___o
Buttsexpirate 9
Well first kill your neighbour's ****, then that should quiet your bitch up. I don't know what is up with all these FMLs with neighbours with roosters.
HowAreYouToday 34
Every time their rooster made a noise??? Do they have sex often? (rooster=>****)