Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML
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lissylauren 0
Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..
mdizzl 6
I don't blame you. roosters are ******* annoying as hell
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Comments (178)
jsergent 0
That was the dumbest fml ever your just tryin to feel cool for punching something
Shahtx22 0
Or a new dog?
joe360 0
No one likes run-ons
slipperyeyebrow 0
seems like you need some punctuation management as well.
leadman1989 16
Falcon--- I will resist! restrain!
reddawn85 8
That's what us adults call a tantrum. Grow up and learn some self-discipline.
Comet_Candy 23
Who in their right mind would want a rooster?
brohamas16 7
haha nahhhhhhhh ur good
SGT_DBL 15
FYL on this one, not YDI. First off, little yappy dogs are annoying as hell (semi-YDI on your part for owning one but we can address that another time) so there doesn't need to be anything wrong with you to be pissed off about one barking non-stop. Secondly, ROOSTER, nuff' said. This is clearly an FYL, not a YDI.
AmeliaBadelia 0
Who gets a flipping Rooster? I say you choke some chicken tonight!