Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was finishing up at the gym and packed my bag to come home. I set my phone on top of it for a second as I knelt down to tie my shoes. Less than a minute later, I grabbed my bag to walk out, forgetting that it was on top. It tumbled to the ground and smashed. Guess I need a new phone. FML
Today, I was taking my phone out of my pocket when it caught on the fabric and began to fall. I managed to catch it, but also smacked myself in the balls in the process. FML
Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML
Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I left my phone on the roof of my car after pumping gas. I drove off, and it wasn't until I heard a thud that I realized what had happened. Now my phone has a gash in the screen, and it's receiving angry texts from my girlfriend that I can't answer. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
Today, while walking to work, I accidentally dropped my $400 cell phone on the sidewalk. The screen shattered into a million pieces. A woman passing by looked at the ruined phone and said, "Now that's what you call a dropped call!" She laughed and kept walking. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
"And then I pulled out my gun!"
datguyuno 5
I don't care if it was an accident. **** that bitch up
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Buttsexpirate 9
"And then I pulled out my gun!"
j_cat187 20
"Boom biddy bye bye, Open up your eyes you'll be the next one to die"
flockz 20
"and then i polished it!"
eminemchick 19
is it weird that i thought dick when you said gun?
Amrel 10
Are you r kelly?
Keyman1212 14
I hope you beat her ass, or at least cut her up with the shards of your destroyed screen.
leadman1989 16
Butt........pirate Butt....pirate Sodommmmmeeeeeyyyyyy Sodomy
chinchilla4404 0
interesting profile picture you got there
IndiRae 9
Man, this aint my dad. This is a cellphone! I threw it on the ground! What you think Im stupid? Im not a part of this system! My dads not a phone! Duh!
sk8rchick97 0
I got mad so I took it, and I threw it on the ground!:P
Majstr 23
So who was the phone?
gamerhead 3
Oh my God! Is the phone ok?!? But seriously why are you worried about a phone? Did you get hurt?
soccer1416 0
Well the good thing is that you can get a new one
frankieredsox 7
Now he will just because you said that.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Good thing you were here to ensure the ensurer, or all hope would be lost
stormchaser24 24
talk about a dropped call. lol. sorry op but see if it is under warranty or something.
Pokeemon 3
At least it didn't break your actual phone you can easily replace the screen
datguyuno 5
I don't care if it was an accident. **** that bitch up
faithxoxox 1
Love your pic.
BreyBBY 0
Hahaha Your comment made me lol!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Inconsideration will be the death of us all.
eltapatio16 5
She owes you a new phone!
2ndSucks 15
Phone cases, ftw. I've broken 3 touch screen phones though, so I feel your pain.
kickblocker 18
That's why I don't get touch screen phones, i mess with my phone a lot and tend to drop it a lot so if i got a touch screen, it would be gone in a month
sxe_beast 11
I feel that despite this weakness touch screen phones are superior to all others. I've dropped my iPhone multiple times, but I have an amazing case, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
irishgirl92x 1
I don't get how ye always manage to break them iv had an iPod with 3 yrs and have dropped it everywhere and spilled drinks on it and it's perfectly fine :/
fadingfaith 4
Lucky! I spilled Gatorade on my iPod and that was the of that iPod. Then I dropped my other one and bye to that one too.
skinthesnakes 6
you should break her face?...
disco2466 8
punch her in the face so she knows who's boss.