Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML
Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I came home in an awful mood, and grumbled to my wife that sometimes I want to strangle my boss. My wife regularly screams up and down the house over the most minor shit, but apparently this upset her so much that she took the kids to her mom's, and is demanding I get anger management. FML
Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML
Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, bitch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML
Today, I was trying to lower the volume on my TV, but nothing was happening. I got increasingly frustrated, smacking the remote and yelling at the screen. My brain finally woke up when I realized I was holding the air conditioning remote and had been turning my living room into a freezer instead. FML
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Top comments
Akumie 6
Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. **** your microwave's life
grahambertus 11
Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.
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Comments (141)
Akumie 6
Pore microwave.:c it was just doing its job. **** your microwave's life
grahambertus 11
Yes, that PORE microwave. All it ever wanted was to be a hair follicle, but now its just a pimple.
Redoxx_fml 22
Need a moment?
immaMonsta 8
#1 Here lies the PORE little microwave. The POUR thing was just minding it's own business when it was yelled at to death. And fyi, it's POOR.
Akumie 6
.-. Blame my iPod. *poor xD
iamabamf 17
Yeah, too bad iPods don't change poor to pore.
Lizzypop98 6
Too bad they do if you type the wrong letter...especially since iPods are touch screen and all.....
dayzz1 10
Poor*
BrickWalls 2
Sounds like me when I play CoD :S
StoryOfTheYear 15
This is definitely one of those situations where you turn around and notice someone was watching you with their jaw dropped the whole time while you did the dumbest thing in your life.
pedosmurf 7
Get some friends at least they will defend you microwave
nic7973 23
**** your poor spellings life! :D
Akumie 6
XD Good one!
AssassinsCRB 0
Don't we all do this sometimes
shaniquaaa 8
Lol. Your picture matches perfectly to your comment
kittySplash 0
Heck yea lol
Akumie 6
Why thank you!8D
ByronJess 17
You PROBABLY have anger problems? More like you DO have anger problems.
LightningCactus 12
That microwave must be terrified every time op goes into the kitchen.
crzysk8r 0
WHY DIDN'T GOD GIVE MICROWAVES LEGS!!!
MiddleThumb 0
Wait... What?
rubberduckie94 13
I would hate to have seen what happened to his lap top or phone had this been denied publication when he read the email telling him so.
Angel_Cacey 7
*beep beep beep beep beep* did that make you mad OP ? :O
bella_coza 0
I believe that's actually having anger issues.
bendovver 6
Hi!
vinathi 9
I feel bad for the people that have to live with you :P
obviousboy 8
Umadbro?
LiveLaughFML 10
Staymad.
btnhdude 0
Bemad.
WhoaItsKiernan 4
Get glad! No? Okay..*crawls back into dmthe corner*
GovernorGeneral 8
If you think you have anger issues just because of that, then i declare myself to have anger issues as well. Lol jk. Sucks pretty bad for you xD
DrDilllonReese 12
Anger management issues aren't funny. Just saying.
GovernorGeneral 8
Yes they are. =.=
iTrevor 5
I'm curious at to why OP's name is "f**k teh poleese."
GovernorGeneral 8
You know you can say ****...right? Why do you censor it ? **** **** **** **** **** fuckidy **** ****. :l
LiveLaughFML 10
**** my life.
DrDilllonReese 12
**** everyone.
SecretMe00 5
**** you and **** me.
GovernorGeneral 8
-.-
GovernorGeneral 8
Ya lets all just **** together....*starts ********
alexup24 13
possibly because they hate the police cause they're a criminal, or super badass
lsd_25 8
or they're criminalS not they're a criminal
dapheronixx03 6
agree.and your very cutee! message me:)
Krulin 8
**** you, and **** SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI
The_Tool1 13
I moderated this today
TheLoneWandererX 2
Get off the crystal brah its bad for da health.
GovernorGeneral 8
Not everyone is a bra >:(
Vegeto30294 19
I wish I was a bra.
TheLoneWandererX 2
Everyone is a bra in my book!!!
imababeee 0
OP, your a nut job.
hotPinklipstick 24
You need a dictionary.
ladyLALAA 29
And you'RE a bitch, who gives a rats, this is the Internet. Fyl 54!
urdirtyolduncle 15
^ here's 3 rats. Now, find a dictionary! It's "you're," not "your."
hotPinklipstick 24
82- It's funny how you concluded I'm a bitch from one comment. I wasn't rude, I didn't curse, and I didn't call names. Seems to me like you're the bitch in this thread. Have a nice day.
imababeee 0
If I need to spell correctly I will. But do I need to here? No. And it doesn't really change how people read it so piss off.
ladyLALAA 29
89, I've seen many of your comments to come to this conclusion.
brohamas16 7
haha this is actually kinda funny how long this argument went on
CBML 7
**** off you mean :P
CBML 7
Nice one hotpinklipstic
ladyLALAA 29
I stand by the fact ur a whinging mole :)