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Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Anonymous
Overrun
Today, after I warned my wife that keeping chickens wouldn’t be easy but no, she insisted on having 20 roaming around and at some point a wild cockerel got in, plus she clearly wasn’t finding all the eggs so a bunch of hidden eggs have started hatching. What once was 20 is now 67 and rising. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Ryan Engle
Isn't that illegal?
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
Top comments
mendozaale 0
well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken
FMLephant 2
Leave your neighbor's **** alone!
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Comments (282)
stevenmx86 8
Lol!
stevenmx86 8
Sorry, didn't realize I'd be first. If I'd known, I'd thought of a little more content for my comment. We used to have roosters and they're not like always audible. Inside the house we generally weren't bothered by them.
crazykidd15 0
wow that... that is just unfortunate.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
I like how short this fML is. :p
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
*FML
mfjkr 10
at least you'll get free breakfast....it ventured too close to the fence...:D :D :D
dre_bro11 12
haha.. lol @36.
6969awesome 0
haha I get the reference #2
6969awesome 0
haha I get the reference #2
6969awesome 0
haha I get the reference #2
6969awesome 0
haha I get the reference #2
MetallicaRules19 4
lol #2 xD plus have ever thought about getting a gun?
maa_rico 4
This reminds me of Spartacus: Once again the gods part cheecks to ram rooster in donkey! Or the famous: for Jupiter's rooster.
luke1998 0
i hate it i could barely click the freeken FML!
CherryBomb511 3
Almost 75.
maa_rico 4
I'll get there.
sterlingarcher 1
haha wow that sucks
i_love_grrr 0
don't get to close. roosters attack with pointy evil spurs!!!! D:
TheWazBe 0
Grow up it's not like they are that loud. You'll get over it.
FFAffliction 0
wh-wh-well I never! nah-nah-now you see there son, that's a chicken-hawk!
FairyTales_fml 6
agree... so sorry
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
agreed that this really sux
prettyreckkless 0
bahahaha 120! that was classic!!! :D
urlifesfked 0
I uh uh keep my feathers numbered in case of an emergency like this!!
FFAffliction 0
RIP Looney Toons:( you will be missed.
bhawks8188 0
My highschool has had roosters in the middle of our courtyard that we have had to listen to for weeks. I feel your pain.
nerdface89 2
Try your neighbour getting a cockatoo, that 4 years later still screeches like it's dying all day every day. Then complain to me about your rooster
SassiestLemon 2
49- I've seen your playercard on Black Ops before :D
dane4422 0
no longer need an alarm clock
powermad80 2
shoot that **** with a silenced Glock. Then hide the evidence by melting the Glock since it's made of plastic and only buy the one bullet for it. There you have it, a plan. But I guess if you don't want to spend so much money on a Glock and then destroy it you could borrow a friend's if they have one. Or sneak up to it and stab it with a bayonet. Or give it a bath with cyanide. I guess you could use a crossbow, but that would be too obvious. Unless you give everyone on the block a crossbow, so everyone is a subject with equal motives. Okay, I'm tired of giving you ideas.
spencerchu 0
so wat race is ur neiboer?
cornedbeef2016 5
roosters aren't that freaking bad! show some ****, grow some balls!
bunniex1 11
You know what's even worse than your neighbors buying a rooster? Your neighbors buying a rooster AND a chicken. :)
manic_maniac11 13
I guess you won't be sleeping much...
epicenur 2
how does these shitty fmls get posted and mine doesn't?
DocBastard 40
It's because your submission sucked. Trust me, I read it and it didn't deserve to be published. See the unofficial FAQ for more information.
epicenur 2
it's much better than than this shit
Sirin_fml 47
No, it really, really was not.
manzanita2121 6
try sleeping in Mexico, everyone has at least 5.
TheDrifter 24
Depending on the day of the week. Chicken is much better fresh.
SIronman 0
What a dick, or should I say ****?
Shyke 0
I have like ten roosters... it's not hard to sleep at all.
Tcaret300 12
Ouch... I know how annoying roosters are. when I go over my friends house he has lots of birds and they're annoying so I see how u feel haha
liquidfireKAN 0
may be annoying at first but look at it this way, you'll never be late for work. Or just buy ear plugs..
you_freak 7
And they make good "watch dogs" so to speak
yohooooooo 5
yeah cocks are annoying.
Tcaret300 12
True that... everyone
xNikkiez 0
My neighbors have a retarded rooster (: he crows at like 1 in the afternoon.
Phoenix91_fml 2
Roosters don't crow only in the morning. They crow at 3am, at 9am, at 5pm and all times in between. You get used to it and eventually don't even hear it. Personally, I love it-but I raised my flock from babies and that is just what they are to me
Shyke 0
Yeah, roosters only crowing at the crack of dawn is wrong. in fact that's when my roosters crow the least.
mendozaale 0
well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken
SChew 6
^ hahha
smileeee_fml 0
LOLL
sarz14 0
haha
hotboyz999 0
win
spriteisfornewbs 0
You, my friend, just made my day.
persianjr1 7
am I the only one on the iPhone who took 10 to click on this FML?
c8750 2
You commented in the wrong place but no, you're not the only one. it happened to me too
persianjr1 7
sorry. comment bug.
j_cat187 20
that verry next day u bought a shotgun.
BIGGEYESSS 0
wow smart
SassiestLemon 2
158- Yeah me too.
FMLephant 2
Leave your neighbor's **** alone!
jbluebird923 0
^LOL
zukinihudini 0
ha
zukinihudini 0
ha
IndianRapper 0
LOL haha
MLuckyCapoeirist 6
Looks like somebody just...choked the chicken!
AnotherRandomPer 0
ownd^
chloe2114 4
Epic WIN!! x x x x U R My Hero
tulsafmlya 0
:D. I was going to say dat
sp33do 0
rofl!
Hezbollahheavys 0
start a **** fighting league :L
SassiestLemon 2
:)
urdirtyolduncle 15
yeah, just kuz u don't go a ****, doesn't mean ur neighbor can't have one etheir!
insanesna1l 0
I'm sensing you should buy a Chicken Hawk and then write a cartoon based on their hilarious hijinks
JenL_fml 7
Loony Tunes, right? :D
my2centsworth 15
Your life is definitely ******. You have my sympathy.
PLAYSTATION33333 0
he got fu.ckd by a c.ock
mixtertrix 5
**** sake. Grow up my family used to have 2 they aren't that bad. Cry some more.
LiveLaughLaugh 9
agreed.. I have one and it's not bad... OP- suck it up. :)
aardvarkish 17
Why do you have one if it's bad at all?
dancingqueen5678 1
wow. not everybody got to grow up with a rooster... therefore not being used to them. maybe you should be a little nicer.
NineFishMffns_fml 0
dude my uncle had one and we freakin gave it away to someone when he asked us to finally sell it, not everyone lived on a farm or had roosters as pets, we preferred dogs..
nbk1405 0
maybe you guys have different roosters in the USA to South Africa but here, they are damn loud... I agree with 98.
LiveLaughLaugh 9
It depends where the OP lives... if they're in the country I don't know if they can do anything... Maybe I'm a deep sleeper then.
cutlasson24s 0
pussy roosters are bad ass man just for that Yur right **** your life wit a 21 inch dick!
ImmortalKratos 0
I have 4 roosters and 5 hens. and 11 baby chicks....I sleep just fine.
SassiestLemon 2
199- I'm a little worried about my health, because I actually understood what you said.
020266t 5
You could try complaining to your town...