Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML
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lissylauren 0
Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..
mdizzl 6
I don't blame you. roosters are ******* annoying as hell
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Comments (178)
goneblue 3
The cabinet wasn't the barking. Idiot
hollywoodjjd 0
just kill the rooster. problem solved
Angel1000168 16
Why does everyone think the rooster was constantly crowing? it wouldnt feel the need to if there was no competition... It would be brushing up against the fence of flapping its wings or clucking like a normal chicken... If you would kill an animal over that you are disgusting... I know from personal experience because I own chickens.
Hannah_Lou 1
lol you dont need anger management. your reaction could have been worse.
Late_night83 25
CGet the sonic egg. It's amazing
jofa173 0
Just like me we got a rooster and now a yapping dog will not shut up every time he makes a noise
shakespearelove 6
atleast you hit the cabinet and not the dog.
Trollgod 13
It's illegal to keep a rooster in a suburban area. It would bother way to many people. Hens, however are allowed so check first if you decide to do something about it
deadboyparis 3
Don't have kids. I'm surprised my walks are still hole-free.
x_the_lancer_x 13
Just gotta learn to calm yer ****