Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML
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lissylauren 0
Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..
mdizzl 6
I don't blame you. roosters are ******* annoying as hell
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Comments (178)
tigrouficele2012 44
Oh, are you the OP of "Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML"?
AndreKanaan 6
Rrriiiigggghhhhttttt..... Your a special one... Next time re-read what you type it does not make sense
ItsApril 0
Yeah, maybe so. If your dog is outside, try bringing him/her inside and see if it helps. If not, well not too much you can do. or...chicken for dinner?! =)
Brice2Kelly 4
tough guy huh? you oughta get some roosters and fight em.
sleepyhungry93 0
Okay if you had a dog that wouldn't shut up because of a rooster (which btw for those who don't know, roosters don't just crow when the sun comes up, they do it all the freaking time) I'm sure you would be pretty pissed off to.
dansco 25
Let the dog eat the damn thing and problem solved! My Mum's neighbour had one and I wanted to kill the damn thing!
doxiedude 0
damn mexicans, always having freaking chickens as pets. and we wonder why they are invading our country...
zembof 3
No ur fine id do the same thing
holagranola 15
at least you didn't throw a chair out the window(;
cubancgar 0
Kill the rooster