siikman313
United States
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
religiunatic
Keswick, Canada
You OK hon?
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
hiheyaiden
Central District, Hong Kong
Not your day, is it?
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Red Toad
Litchfield Park, United States
Holiday assumptions
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
howannoying
Melbourne, Australia
Road rage
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
Anonymous
Proportional response
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
dadyoureacunt
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
xXglycerinXx
United States
Cart Narcs
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
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leadman1989 16
You - "I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you" No seriously FYL
Saltime 0
Crap? CRAP?! WHAT THE ****! WHY THE ******* HELL WOULD YOU SAY CRAP?! ARE YOU ******* STUPID?!? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!
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Comments (205)
leadman1989 16
You - "I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you" No seriously FYL
fakeaccountX 6
Agreed; the context in which it was said really matters in this situation.
LiveLaughFML 10
your mom would send you to a mental institution for saying "bitch." :S
Iamnotmyself 17
"I'm going to rip your eyes out, slice your feet off, and shove your crap down your throat" Sound familiar OP?
boomsma 0
Crap!...... :) haha
jonn090 13
This is y I don't drugs
CryMoreFMLs 15
Obviously you do 69.
dsbs 9
Hehehehe... 69
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
69- Said the person with a carnivorous pokémon picture... 84- That's what she said!
AnonymousTroll 2
I'd say you're ******, but I don't want to join the same class.
Prankster7o7 5
These FMLs get worse by the day.
illmatic2 16
It's not the FMLs that is the problem. It's all of the retarded comments that is the real problem.
FFPulley 9
In return you should have said **** FUCKITTY **** **** ****!! All the way to the door of anger management.
ohxdamnxkay02 12
God only knows what would of happened if you said "shit" instead of "crap" :O
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Oh poop.
opendoorclosed 8
Its not only what you say, but HOW you say it... what you do after you say it. For example: CRAAAAAAP!! then punching a hole on the wall.
emmaa3451 11
And then you put it on a **** my life site!! Omg!! Haha fyl OP :)
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit. ...or go wash your gosh-darn mouth out with soap right now, OP! You should be ashamed.
emilymelizabeth 11
awe :( well atleast she cares! :D
dwreck69 0
I call bullshit on this one
evanedwards85 6
u mad bro??
MichellinMan 20
For the first comment, I was expecting something like "Thats a crappy situation" but I guess not. Good.
substitutes 0
you really need to talk to her..
greg84_fml 21
Her money, let her waste it. At least you get something out of it and can use this down the road to prove to her her fail parenting.
Lenho 26
The torment of being in an anger management class without you needing it it's not worth the pleasure of knowing her mom is wasting HER money and not OP's. Sorry OP, FYL. I hope you get your anger management certificate soon :P.
SirObvious 1
YOUR FACE GODDAAMMIITT!!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
You need a better punch line, sir.
MichellinMan 20
What was she smoking?
Lanceeden 12
You just said it again. You're so badass !
ThatFunnyDude 3
...wow OPs parents are insane
olpally 33
Just her mom being a crazy person... Hopefully op's dad is cool
olpally 33
His mom** sorry I saw the op's name just now.. Whoops
SpaceMan55 1
Wonder what she would do if some other words came out?
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Were you angry when you said it?
BigHoshJosh 0
I have a feeling op is under exaggerating a little bit.
ashtonkay 7
I think op did more than just say it, it wasn't a "hey mom I'll be back I have to take a crap" It was probably more of a "aw whatchu want mail man, you wunna box bruh?" (bucks at the mail man) "gimme ma mail before I beat the crap outta you and make you eat it! Go on..NOW GET, FOOL!" (goes inside) "mom, I'm back" (mom was looking out of the window the whole time)
chickenwalrus 14
i think he probably did something he didnt mean to like dropped something (or if hes a loser, lost at COD) and screamed CRAP!! haha
stacianichole 2
So is OP just aggerating?
ElmoStoleMyLook 1
Seems like personal expirience.. >.>
fmlikecrazy 0
Then I guess you'll get out soon.
TeeHee124 0
Is that legal?
rawrface22 10
DAMN. *no mom, I don't need anger management like him for typing damn*
syfool 4
Oh shit.
crazychick1269 7
yea oh shit is right
Buttsexpirate 9
Well that'll teach ya silly goose! Crap is a no-no word. You should say doody! Argh!
ihasbrains 10
Rofl at your screen name
RSL1198 0
Says butsexpirate
tsume24 3
or "poopdeck"
Poopolicious 5
Wait til you say ****....
jrsylilballer6 7
"mom I need to take a crap." "I'm in the bathroom here!" "hurry!" *mom opens door* thats it I'm taking you to anger management, Now go do you're business and hurry so we can register you. FYL
No_LoveMM 3
nvm it got changed
mollyjynxjax 28
*your