Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Bliepje 22
why is that bad? i think its sweet. Does it always have to be a sexual thing?
FrankHotpants 31
One of the biggest misconceptions, showering with your partner is mostly just that. One person standing back in the cold handing the other one shampoo and conditioners and what not.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (14)
Bliepje 22
why is that bad? i think its sweet. Does it always have to be a sexual thing?
FrankHotpants 31
One of the biggest misconceptions, showering with your partner is mostly just that. One person standing back in the cold handing the other one shampoo and conditioners and what not.
RichardPencil 32
Which hair?
awildwhisper 30
I think there is bad communication happening here. Try the blatant approach and tell him you miss the passionate and loving showers you used to have. He may not be aware of how much you like them and that they make you feel closer to him.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
I can't stand showering with someone else. it's my only time to be alone.
Mandy.Lee 2
3 months，it’s hard to imagine ...
wickedgetz 30
it doesn't always have to be sexual OP, though there is no reason that you couldn't turn this situation into what you were wanting it to be
Talented73 54
That depends which type of.... hair.... he was asking you to wash....
insurgent 13
showering together is overrated anyway
Alise Rhines 9
After a year of living wth my boyfriends parents, we finally got our own place and I thought he's be all over it. Nope. He took one shower with me after 7 months of begging and he hasn't seemed interested since. Sorry OP, I know how you feel.