Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML
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lissylauren 0
Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..
mdizzl 6
I don't blame you. roosters are ******* annoying as hell
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Comments (178)
br0ck 9
How the ***** this FML make it through but mine about me tripping and breaking my arm and my brothers macbook pro not???
oops_im_fucked 8
IAt least you didn't punch a hole in the dog!
jazziness 12
might?
psuedodragon 23
Completely agree with #130... I'm shocked how many people are saying that what OP did was a good thing. Just because "most" (you people watch a lot of TV don't you?) of the people in anger management are there under court order because they severely injured or killed someone (which in all honesty would land them in jail, not anger management) doesn't mean OP is free and clear. Being unable to control oneself when the situation is frustrating is NOT a good thing and should be addressed with the assistance of trained professionals.
bizarre_ftw 22
You don't need anger management. You knew enough to hit the cabinet and not the dog, rooster, or idiot neighbor that was the cause of all this. Me, I probably need anger management. I would've gagged the dog, roasted the rooster, and screwed with the neighbor - all the while eating my deliciously roasted rooster ^_^. I'm a bad person, but you aren't OP, trust me :)
bizarre_ftw 22
^ yes ^_^ And I thought it'd be obvious. To not punch the dog.
bizarre_ftw 22
True. But then again think of the OP's situation. Imagine how long this could have been going on for, the op can't get away and be alone for a sec to re-gather their thoughts and calm themselves. If you've had a mental attack on your nerves for over a day you wouldn't be at your calmest or most rational either. Thinking about that, and assuming there is no history of violent behavior in OP's past, the fact that op - while still mentally jarred by the constant bombardment of annoying & frustrating sounds that would boil anyone's blood - had enough of a clear mind to hit a cabinet in a moment of weakness shows better self control than many. I think you two simply have too much faith in the general population. We humans are violent, stupid, pack minded beings that follow the first sign of confident authority and are easily thrown off their mental and emotional balance, assuming they have any to begin with
someone234 5
and i thought I needed anger management
candyaddict54 3
just put on some music and put it on blast. that could kind of drown out your dogs barks and make you a lot calmer. it can also annoy your neighbor.
5upernova 3
At least you realized that you do have an issue and that you need to seek professional help. I hope you do seek the help and not just let it run past your mind as a thought.