Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML
Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's vicious dog, which he got as a security measure and growls and barks at me whenever I go near it, was caught on our security camera playing like a puppy with a burglar, while the other two burglars cleaned out all our valuables. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
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Top comments
Lisimal 7
Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.
EChan 1
Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.
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Comments (53)
SKYblue_fml 1
Um this is uber familiar as the typical conscience story... Not very original.
Rixxieee 0
So because you heard something similar before, it could never happen ever ever again. Ever? You know, because of all the possible things that can actually happen in this universe from another star being created to pulling a red sock out of a load of once white now pink washing, nothing could ever happen twice. You heard it here first folks.
spiffles 0
It just shows that people are always stupid. Even after they have already laughed at the same situation on FML.
Ninjasaurus18 9
So this person's disaster isn't original enough for you? Bitch...
yohaun12 3
lol. second!! n e way. yeah. your shitty 4 dat
rayrayy_fml 0
...what?
littlegolferboy 4
Buried for butchering the English language.
Egotistical 0
Wow. What's so great about being second? OP:Ydi and fyl
youthink_fml 0
you may as well have a cat
Lisimal 7
Always listen to your dog! Shame on you.
plexico 4
You need to get The Dog Whisperer to come teach your damned dog some manners. If he keeps making so much damned noise, you're not going to get any car thieves to come to your place anymore. How would you like that?
EChan 1
Good thing it was only your car and your dog wasn't barking because your house was on fire.
chowyuk 0
there always the first to know
kittenmeow 0
youthink: is right dogs are suppose to bark and protect you. Get a cat!!!
rozzie 0
ur a dick