Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I probably have anger issues. I came to this conclusion after I finished screaming abuse at the microwave for beeping before I could hit the off switch. FML
Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML
Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand when I shouted, "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
Today, my roommate and I were talking about how much better my dog has gotten at not peeing in the house, and how I was doing better at not losing my temper when he did. A few hours after this conversation, the dog pissed all over the floor and I screamed so loudly that now my throat hurts. FML
Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML
Today, I was cleaning out the cabinets under my kitchen sink and I farted with such force that my dog thought someone was knocking at the door. FML
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lissylauren 0
Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..
mdizzl 6
I don't blame you. roosters are ******* annoying as hell
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Comments (178)
Glitterhinoceros 14
Shoot the rooster, muzzle the dog, and spackle the cabinet
CBRpoint6kRR 0
Sweet super run-on sentence. You deserve it.
GraceKathryn97 0
HA! Sounds like something I would do, except I wouldnt have just punched the wall, I woulda blown that dogs head off with a shot gun! *chick chick* BOOM! Haha
ginger123456789 0
Psychotic much?
Amrel 10
Where have you been all my life?!?
GraceKathryn97 0
Lol mississippi! ;)
GraceKathryn97 0
Lol Mississippi! I'm not psycho I'm awesome! ;)
danielreader22 4
No you're psycho.
Magex 12
FALCON PAWNCH!
iAmScrubs 19
Falcon poncho?
mr_miyagi 0
HAHAHA you said ****...erel
thesunsetglow_fml 8
They changed it :(
humorizer 14
Yeah... I thought something was weird. I could have sworn the first time I read it said "cocker spaniel" or something and that I was imagining things when I read it this time and saw "rooster".
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Yeah me too... I thought that's what it said too.
slick5880 22
Chicken... It's whats for dinner.
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
Depends what kind of dog though. If it's an annoying ankle biter then punt it. If it's a REAL dog then just put it outside til you calm down.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
if it were a "real" dog, as you call it, you could hit it and run the risk of having your arm torn off and being used as a chew toy. You could also wait until it's asleep and hit it in the ass with a blow gun. Either way, I'll laugh my ass off as long as you put it on YouTube.
obnoxious3_3_3 1
Quit being stupid people kill the rooster thats the true problem and u start smoking
MrWhiteGluz 1
yup I feel ur pain my dog yipps at everything even when there's nothing there.....
Lei_Aili 18
You and the OP deserve it for having stupid yappy dogs. Get a cat instead.
BigPerro4life 0
Kill the rooster