Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML
Today, my husband and I were getting it on when we heard a little giggle. I put on my robe and looked outside my room to find that no one was there. So we continued. I later called my seven year old son and out he came crawling from under the bed. FML
Today, while lying in bed with my boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slapped my ass with excruciating force, and screamed, "I AM THE THUNDER!" directly into my ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, after sexting with my wife for the whole day, I came home to a dark house due to a blackout. Being horny, I went in and started humping her from the back. She screamed. It was my mom who came to supply candles during the blackout. FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You need to corner him in a windowless room, mount him and go until you’re finished. He’ll think you’re trying to calm his nerves, but you’re really avoiding Blue ********.
tounces7 28
You should have put his pants on and said "These are mine from now on".
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RichardPencil 32
You need to corner him in a windowless room, mount him and go until you’re finished. He’ll think you’re trying to calm his nerves, but you’re really avoiding Blue ********.
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
That’s me when there’s no hot water in the shower
tounces7 28
You should have put his pants on and said "These are mine from now on".
fjvitt 14
And by sex, you mean you were pegging him....amiright????
BurnInDemonFire 39
Was this the first time there was a thunderstorm since you've been together? And I don't mean in the coital sense.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Awww, you missed a golden opportunity of syncing up an ****** with the lightning. You should have told him the lightning was just you finding your pleasurable release. lol