hotpatata
United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Top comments
terrible_things 1
At least your eye didn't pop out
DooleyFTW 17
Not sneeze?
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Comments (150)
Buzzy123 7
It's like a cartoon :D
Fylives101 2
Just reminds me of Quagmire for a second.
dakotahulsey 15
i really want to see this.
dmeloccaro 5
Hope you got it back in place!
misspulkadot24 17
At least you didn't hold the sneeze in and risk your head exploding? Trying to think optimistic here...
rj33445 4
For you dummy
husky22 0
that takes serious skill
zander4310 5
lol @ the first 6 comments all getting thumbs down
ebrainer1 9
I'll bet there was a little miniature scotty in your nasal passage radioing your brain saying "I'm givin' her all she's got captain! She canna take no more!"
MISSJMAGIC 6
so sorry ! :(