Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
hotpatata
United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Top comments
skippydoda 32
Bless you
nonsensical 26
So hard that he re-dislocated his shoulder
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sampick5002 11
Ouch
muzy 23
Is anyone else slightly perplexed by the terminology used by OP? did they mean relocated the shoulder?
RecklessNapkin 16
Number 24, he dislocated it, got it fixed , sneezed so hard and got it dislocate again
VeganDarkLight 31
Thanks for explaning 36, was kinda confused about that too but it makes sense now! Get (and this time also stay) well soon, OP.
skippydoda 32
Bless you
extrasnipes 22
More like curse you
gogo44444 28
#4 for like **** you!
CallMeMask 23
Here's to hoping that this is the last time a sneeze hurts you, buddy. FYL.
ladycryptic 19
I sure hope so, for OP's sake. Now I'm afraid to sneeze ever again.
C00kiesNcream 24
I know how painful that is so I really hope it's not sore for too long now. I feel sorry for you if you have a cold :(
the_real_dvd 21
No joke. I had 3 herniated discs once, and allergy season hit. Worse possible combo of ailments.
keiNan_fml 35
How hard did you sneeze? Get well soon OP.
nonsensical 26
So hard that he re-dislocated his shoulder
tranced_ 45
I sometimes enjoy sneezing ( ._.)
lemonadestand 7
Me too sometimes but I don't think OP did this time
Arcanel 18
Sheesh what can you say to that!? That just plain sucks.I have a torn labrum in my shoulder and the same thing happens to me so I feel your pain. Feel better !
Fed21 16
how is it even possible?Anyway get well soon!
kkoolkris 8
I've done this before too. For those of you who are asking how it's done. you have a serious injury where the muscles never completely tighten back up. It hurts bro, hope it gets better.
TheDudster 7
I suggest you go see your doctor and check if you can get an operation since your shoulder gets dislocated so easily.