Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, I found out that the cause of the recent pain in my chest was that I had a torn muscle. What caused this? I sneezed. FML
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
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AC98 19
How the hell does that even happen?
InfiniteSunshine 32
Well that'll be an interesting story to explain. Don't worry OP, stuff like this happens. I went to school with a girl, and she dislocated her shoulder parallel parking, during her driving test of all times, just turned in the wrong way and injured it. Unfortunate, but kind of a funny and odd way for it to happen.
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AC98 19
How the hell does that even happen?
Soninuva 41
I can see it not being that difficult. Some people (myself included) sneeze very violently. So much so that the force of the sneeze shakes my whole body quite hard(for reference, let me mention that I'm 6'1" and weigh 220 lbs). If I had a limb in an unusual position, I could easily see it becoming dislocated.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Well that'll be an interesting story to explain. Don't worry OP, stuff like this happens. I went to school with a girl, and she dislocated her shoulder parallel parking, during her driving test of all times, just turned in the wrong way and injured it. Unfortunate, but kind of a funny and odd way for it to happen.
jcash52426 5
Don't you know your not suppose to sneeze when solving deodorant!!!!!!
ApplePie1994 27
Puns for days!
WolfMaestro 12
I did that and threw my back out
species4872 20
<p> Crippled but smells nice.</p>
nattlecakes 19
If I sneeze in any unrelated position then the same type of thing happens to me and my body aches. Never sneezed that hard though!
nattlecakes 19
Meant unrelaxed* but it wouldn't let me edit my comment due to some error :/
shadowl 11
I've had some hard sneezes, so I truely believe your story. Worst that ever happened to me during a sneeze was just biting a piece of my cheeck fortunately.
DerpingtonHerp 14
<p>Stretch. Stretching is key.</p>
drew2375 3
Been there before. It sucks. FYL for sure.