hotpatata
United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Top comments
terrible_things 1
At least your eye didn't pop out
DooleyFTW 17
Not sneeze?
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Comments (150)
soccergurrll 8
Ouch!
MindFreakazoid 10
Really? That's REAL deep man.
ThisIsMyReign 4
Note to self: Always hold jaw in place before violent sneezes.
wannaplay 1
24- That can make it worse!
Mideoyeo 12
I hope you recover quickly OP!!~^^
syley 5
Correction 24, NEVER SNEEZE AGAIN!!!
ThisIsMyReign 4
46 - So, it's a a no win with this one? OP, you were doomed from the start. :(
soccergurrll 8
Uhhhh #15? First of all, I am a girl not a man. And second of all what else are you supposed to say to an FML like that?
superswagbro 7
^^Stop posting worthless comments.
mockingjaygirl16 8
Yikes!!! sounds very painful. hope you feel better OP.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
94) according to your username, you're a gurll.
Tarah2112 3
Your supposed to say something "deep" to an FML about sneezing? Hmmm who knew..
ALlamaOnFire 20
My god, what do you do during sex?
DooleyFTW 17
Not sneeze?
metaphoristic 8
Why are two of these comments relating OP's sneezing accident to sex? I don't understand and I don't think I want to know in case there's some sort of underground sneeze-appreciation movement
isaiaah 6
What the f*ck does sex have to do with this? He sneezed.
BeforeItWasCool 12
Your Mom. If she's not available, your sister.
Tarah2112 3
I think it's cause something about sneezing and orgasms feeling the same.. Idk I heard that somewhere
Rhysviri 10
2 was probably relating the fact that you usually have to open your mouth wide during sex; so you have to have a loose jaw... Or something...
SirCharles83 13
2- that's a question you should ask your parents, or a guidance councilor, or something. 62- A+
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
68- what kind or orgasms are you having...
MDTeddy 13
1 Didn't read the fml to try and be first and 2 has some kind of disorder to think that this fml had anything to do with sex. If it did then I am sure it would be in the fml.
simmer333 0
Friends with benefits :)
JKr3slEMO 5
where the hell do you get sex from..he sneezed...
Tarah2112 3
111- lol I just read that somewhere or heard it.. I don't remember :)
terrible_things 1
At least your eye didn't pop out
metaphoristic 8
The first time I read this my mind tricked me and I thought OP said their eye popped out..
onlychildFTW 34
I know that if you chew a lot of gum it can cause grinding over time which can loosen your jaw.
eddeeezzyy 19
3's comment reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Stewie farts and pops a blood vessel
whatsup215 0
Soooo what happens when you cough 0.o do you throw up your intestines ?? (insert wide eye emoji here)
TheElderTROLLZ 15
116- ?
mduffy08 8
Some weird ******* comments on this FML...
olpally 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That was one "hotpatata" of a sneeze! Damn op, control yourself! Lol. Fyl for real though.
Myo_fml 20
Just... What?
DomDomxoxo 16
33: hotpatata is OP's username.
olpally 33
I tried using op's username as a joke, I failed. Move along, nothing to see here...
Myo_fml 20
Oh, I see. Thanks... Still not funny.
olpally 33
I know I failed, thanks for reminding me I'm still not funny... Jeez :/
klovemachine 24
39 must have PMS :D
geko911 22
Indeed 39 must have PMS. I would guess that the picture says "I do not have PMS" yet people who are telling the truth don't une contractions so 39, sorry to tell you but your profile pic sold you out.
Myo_fml 20
I see what you did there. :P You've earned a thumbs up and a gold star... Well, just the thumbs because I can actually give you that, lol.
bigtaytay 13
Damn that really sucks but I believe it, sneezes produce a lot of force
terrible_things 1
That comment sparked and idea! Maybe one day thing will be sneeze powered since sneezes do generate a lot of force
greenie213 23
He's right. I read that under perfect circumstances, the average sneeze produced by a human being can equal more than double the equivalent power generated by... Are you guys seriously still reading this BS? Idiots.
bigtaytay 13
Yeah a douchebag patriots fan would do something like that
greenie213 23
Seriously. Is that your fallback insult? Not impressed.
Leeshawbrown 3
70 - Awesome comment
vocaloidtiger 12
They say that it's absolutely impossible to not blink when you sneeze, but, IF you ever kept your eyes open through a whole sneeze, they would pop out.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
That's one helluva sneeze
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
I just got my wisdom teeth pulled, and every time I sneeze or yawn my mouth starts bleeding. It's not very fun.
dsbs 9
64- NO ONE GIVES A ****
cartooncharacter 9
***** are given from this guy...
AllThatHit 7
who told you it was gonna be fun? I have to get mine out soon, too
kelissa_fml 16
Three times now I've popped my jaw out of its socket from yawning. /:
AnagenisisZagus 13
I see some kinky fun in your future, buddy.
ManInTheMachine 20
....What? You must have a strange fetish, because I don't see how that could be kinky.
AbbyAbyss 5
Your picture reminds me of Jeff the Killer.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
She meant being able to dislocate his/her jaw is kinky. You know, to fit big things in your mouth?
isaiaah 6
Another comment about sex, why??
GroovyGravy 7
What kind of depraved **** do you look at?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You don't wanna know.
DKjazz 20
Bless you!
SmokingUnicorn 8
If you sneeze during the reading of this FML, bless you and bless your face!
everydayFML2121 5
Gesundheit!
ebdeadaccount 11
It's 'bless your face' then 'bless you'
mhterp90 17
A sneeze that strong u must be Super Man.
stary1722 6
Can u sneeze it back in place?
KiRaKaT 9
New party trick...gather round kids while the amazing OP dislocates and relocates their jaw...* cue the circus music*
PrimeEvilTahir 24
Ta Ta Tara Rata Tara Afro circus Afro circus polka dot polka dot... Yeah I recently saw Madagascar...
Rowdey 10
I hate it for you 88.
everydayFML2121 5
88, you're either 8 years old, have children, or have no life... If none of those apply then you were dragged into that movie by talking animals.
TheVelocirabbit 10
Oh god, the commercials coming back to me. Why?!
Jakespeed207 4
OP can do something even cooler: do it Ghost rider style. Stare at a cop while your head is on fire, grab your jaw, re-locate it, and watch his look of disgust that turns into awe as you rude into the darkness with your awesome bike, also on fire >:D