SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
blanknameisblank
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Fayetteville, United States
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
Ow
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Golden Valley, United States
Power move
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Top comments
FYLDeep 26
You should have roundhouse kicked that table like you were Chuck Norris. Then again, when Chuck Norris sneezes while standing too close to tables, he breaks tables.
xStarKillerx 4
These tables... they plot these things....
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Comments (53)
abc123zyx987 0
Ouch!!
ZeeBest86 6
Sounds like something that will inevitably happen to me.
KatieRawrr 0
LOL too funny "oh hey how'd you break your nose?" .... "I sneezed too hard"... NOOB
talktomandybaby 8
agreed:(
SulfurPlague 0
32 hahaha
jazziness 12
haha the same thing happened to a girl in my french class
auren15 9
ironic this FML is from France
Arschloch04 0
How is that ironic?
FYLDeep 26
You should have roundhouse kicked that table like you were Chuck Norris. Then again, when Chuck Norris sneezes while standing too close to tables, he breaks tables.
skimonkey96 0
lol
mrahhhhh 21
#4: he's just lucky Bruce Lee isn't around anymore. He could break Chuck Norris every time he sneezes. OP: How exactly did you break your nose? I'm having a bit of a hard time envisioning it.
xStarKillerx 4
These tables... they plot these things....
IneffableLullaby 13
Wow, that must've been a powerful sneeze if you lurched forward with such force that you smashed your nose into the table.
Keithgsxr 0
u r cute
bigphill1333 0
^ You are lonely.
surferchick96 0
Win! ^^^
lacrossekid 0
haha
funktown 2
guilty
talktomandybaby 8
haha
AssassinsCRB 0
You don't say? 7
WiseGuy79 14
Sneezes break more bones on average than any other bodily function... Just kidding control yourself better OP lol
FYLDeep 26
I wouldn't be surprised if that's true. Bodily functions aren't supposed to result in broken bones. How else would our bodies function then?
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Damn that sucks. Don't sneeze too close to the table next time. You could break more than your nose. :S
melmeldolphin 8
Coulda been worse. You could have coughed next to a desk or farted next to a chair. Can you imagine the damage that would have caused?
k9obsessed 5
Dude, #11 don't be such a wiseass. What the OP means is he/she sneezed, and the force caused him/her to smack his/her nose on the table, thereby breaking it. Grow up and use what little intelligence you have.
Bawxy 0
Oh my. Sounds like growing up involves murdering ones own sense of humor.
dragonaair 5
Win ^
Arschloch04 0
27, Couldn't have stated it better myself.
Chucknorris1463 0
thats not that bad because 1 time i was brushing my teeth and i sneezed and i hit 1 of my front teeth on the table and the tooth turned gray and chipped the table tooth intacted but its gray with unbreable pain and i was like 5 or 6 years old so im glad it aint an adult tooth because the gray lasted till i was like 8 when i took it out
Arschloch04 0
Could you use some punctuation once in a while?