kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
headache
United States
Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
All worn out
Today, despite only being 39, I nearly threw my back out when I sneezed. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Manly Sneeze
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
hotpatata
United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
Like a boss.
nadnerbz 6
I had the hardest time clicking on this FML
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Comments (55)
marinus_fml 20
Way to go OP.
copy125 0
Look on the bright side its better than breaking your nose because of a sneeze!
blackheart24 10
Bless you.
xoconnie 8
Dude, dont sneeze so hard....
Krysk_fml 0
22- Seems legit.
Krysk_fml 0
On a side note, was this hard for anyone else to tap on their phones?
Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Volde'Noor't.
DuffleBagHero 4
It was at first but after a while of clicking on it. You know where to press.
tannarox 0
I don't know, it's kind of 'hard' to 'tap' anything on a phone, if you know what I mean ;D
thelastavailable 13
That happened to me once.
Sarzy23 9
Me too!! It hurts!
klovemachine 24
Sneezing is hazardous to your health! Lol
Insane_Tea 15
Well that statement is snot true at all. Sneezing gets rid of all those bad things in your nose. Such as bacteria, germs, and other things. Also a fun fact; Some people CAN sneeze with their eyes open, Sneezing is a reflex and so is closing our eyes. We have no control over whether or not we close our eyes when we sneeze. Some people don’t have reflex, so when they sneeze then their eyes won’t close.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Cool random fact bro.
klovemachine 24
Don't worry #12 I wasn't being serious. Sammy Sosa many years ago injured his back sneezing. Those are just freak examples of sneezing gone wrong.
zano74 0
why is This an fml...?
SkoomaKi 28
Like a boss.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
I ****** hate it when you sneeze so your head shoots forward and your knee flies up and nails you in the face...
SkoomaKi 28
Ain't that a kick in the head *whistles*
sidviciousmum 3
Well bless you !!!!
TheMathMajor 26
S'not so bad
perdix 31
Gezundheit! When you feel the need to sneeze, hold the back of your head and bring it down toward your chest. Any guy who sees you perform this maneuver will become instantly interested in you.
The_Creeper_fml 8
I had a brainfart and this should not be here.
randomnameflob 0
Sounds deliberate.
tripangelx8 4
what made you sneeze like that? just so I know to stay away from it