kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anon
United States
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
TT
United States
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
fmlpanda
United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
lol
United Kingdom
Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Smell you later
Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML
911
France
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
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wingedtoad 0
That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.
jillaroo53 0
ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!
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jillaroo53 0
ewwww that's gross. hope he's not sick!
lilwaynearehomo 0
Uhm, don't they have to wear the mask things these days? I mean, he isn't very caring if he/she doesn't wear for both of you :S Whatever, feel bad for you! REPORT THAT ******
sun_babe 0
All dentist are required to wear a mask wear working on a patient?!
Knockyoudown 0
Yeah im sure they always have a mask on. well they do in the UK
sockmonkey560 0
#6 swine flu actually is not as bad as the average flu. the dentist totally shud hav been wearing a mouth or should not work while being sick.
tpt754 0
#66 is right, dentist are supposed to wear face mask.
rawr37 0
really? i dont think my dentist ever wore a mask. When i got my braces on/off my orthodontist did, but other than that he didn't either. Bad dentist =o
easylazy 0
At least it wasn't like a doctor performing surgery on you or something
umbilicalbiotch 0
If I were a dentist or an optometrist or a neurosurgeon, sneezing would give me nightmares. What I don't understand is would you feel a sneeze coming on and turn your head? It's almost as if he was giving up and ready stop being a dentist. They do have the highest rate of suicide among professionals....supposedly
inu_fml 0
an optometrist is someone who makes and prescribes GLASSES. they dont do surgery. so it wouldnt matter if they sneezed. the word you're looking for is "ophthalmologist"
umbilicalbiotch 0
Of course! I'm always getting those two mixed up.... Rookie mistake.... God I hate myself... They do put eyes drops on occassion. And help people put in contacts.... I don know I'm just grabbing for things now.
Morty_fml 0
"Yeah im sure they always have a mask on. well they do in the UK" Nope, not true. I'm in the UK and I've never encountered a mask wearing dentist.
frannytrois64 0
I hope the dentist was diseased, so that the victim of the germ cannon can sue his ass!!!!
Kupokupupo 0
lol #66 'the dentist totally shud hav been wearing a mouth' bahahaha....
wingedtoad 0
That's nasty. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it.
ndanick 4
Is your mom your dentist??
NuclearWinter 0
Damn, that made me shiver.
ilikefish 0
If they haven't started working on your mouth yet, get out of the chair, leave, and don't pay.
divineinstrument 2
??? Obviously the OP had to come home from the dentist's before they could submit this on fmylife.com. FMLs don't happen in real-time! But yeah, they should really be wearing a mask shouldn't they? You should refuse to pay!
ilikefish 0
I was referring to should this happen again or to someone else. Don't stick around such incompetence unless they've already started drilling.
Colleennn1579 0
I thought dentists wear masks when their working
zveltsen 2
That's what I thought too.
NDouglas 0
It's been many, many years since I've had an exam where the dentist wasn't wearing a mask, and more recently, even eye protection. I asked a while ago about the eye protection, and he said that when they're picking around, flecks of spit and such will flick out -- They don't want anything getting into their mouth or eyes. Gross, I know. I don't think I would want to go to a dentist that didn't have good safety practices, though.
dang_fml 0
yea me too. even if he wasn't wearing a mask, i would think he'd have the courtesy to sneeze in the other direction.
AHopelessDeath 12
the GOOD and actual PROFESSIONAL ones D O .....and ALL of them SHOULD, good or bad.
Sulphuric_Glue 16
YDI for going to an unprofessional dentist
kaaz_fml 0
That's disgusting, I'm sorry. Hopefully it wasn't a lot of snot.
DeltaBalls 2
Damn, that sucks haha hi everyone I'm new to FML! I here this is the place where people who's lives are f*cked gather lol am I amongst friends? XD
crazy_cat_lady24 0
"I here this is the place where people who's lives are f*cked gather lol am I amongst friends? XD" Excuse me... what?
DeltaBalls 2
I also hear there are a lot of mentally challenged douchebags here as well :)
fyourlife33 0
**** no you're terrible get off the site
kaaz_fml 0
Like yourself DeltaBalls? Before you go calling people mentally retarded, check your spelling and grammar first; it will help a lot.
arienh4 0
#24 I thought it was someone else talking ABOUT DeltaBalls. I still think he's talking about himself, that's what some mentally challenged do often.
EMR_fml 0
Welcome to FML DB. Feel free to spill your guts here
DeltaBalls 2
lol wow.. I was just stating what I heard lol and damn I'm already being judged haha this place is worse than youtube! I'm not trying to be the bad guy here but so far I've ran into know-it-alls grammar police and judgemental pricks.. I'm definitely going to fit in xD and no offense to everyone lol so yeah
gigglemafia 0
DB- deltaballs DB- douchebag Coincidence
irishdubr 0
Dentists wear masks. Enough said...
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Maybe there are dentists who don't... but this is definitely one of the reasons why they SHOULD wear them. Yuck, I don't even want to think about it. OP, I would find another dentist if I were you.
plexico 4
Lawsuit.
crazy_cat_lady24 0
Maybe there are dentists who don't... but this is definitely one of the reasons why they SHOULD wear them. Yuck, I don't even want to think about it. OP, I would find another dentist if I were you.
ChocolateBox123 13
What is OP?