hotpatata
United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
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terrible_things 1
At least your eye didn't pop out
DooleyFTW 17
Not sneeze?
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Comments (150)
kimg0885 23
How did u make it go back??? Ouch
alejandrorockz 2
Im sorry. Hope u get better
skokob 7
That haters like hell! Sorry
Rowdey 10
Does it?
Zachthejoker 10
That sucks op, but I'm trying to picture it, I'm not gonna lie, it looks both freaky and a little bit funny.
Myo_fml 20
Yikes, I know that when people break their jaw, it has to be wired shut... I hope that isn't the case here. >.< Sorry, OP
Readin25 4
That mustve been one big ass sneez
alphaskater09 9
When I read your comment I thought about a big ass sneezing.
HerrBawl 4
I believe the word you were looking for is fart.
stormer461 13
Gesundheit
photoquilty 6
The better to give BJs with?
isaiaah 6
Yes because every girl wants to sneeze their jaw out of socket to give better bjs. And how do you even know if this is a girl? It could very well be a guy
Bluekaren16 19
And how do you know its not a guy that likes to give BJs? O.o
MrFuzzles 5
Whoa, are you snake man???
Briiyahh 7
Damn!
THE_A_TEEN 28
No no, the correct term goes like this: DAAAAAAAAYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMM! Say it with me. DAAAAAAAAYYYUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM!