Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
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terrible_things 1
At least your eye didn't pop out
DooleyFTW 17
Not sneeze?
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Comments (150)
ColorfulSmiles 7
My uncle onced popped his jaw out of place by yawning D: I'm sorry, hope it gets better!
gabrielc1977 0
Hope you managed to get it back. Hint: go see a dental surgeon, just to have a checkup. Good luck!
wubbazugg 5
Holy ******* shit. Not even *I* sneeze that hard, and I hold nothing back..
BlackBlazeCobra 16
...I am afraid to sneeze now.
cassi135t 1
...How do freaky things like that even happen? O_o
Mahtari 19
The more you know.
emilyhg 8
Dang! Try not to kill urself...
HotShrimp 3
This is giving me nightmares
annabel93 6
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CeltHound 14
Wish I saw that!