Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Worn Out
United States
Sneaky sneezy
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Anonymous
Loughton, United Kingdom
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Uri
Chattanooga, United States
Menace to society
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Top comments
sydneylol 7
Well, bless you.
NoNotTheFace 8
Now, you won't need your girlfriend to beat you up so you can look tougher to your friends, you can just tell them that a wall attacked you. The ************ came outta nowhere, I swear.
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Comments (104)
Logomog 14
have done the same, not funny!
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Srry bro but it's pretty ****** funny
Keyman1212 14
I knew a guy once, who sneezed so hard he shit himself. Hilarious my friends.
BernieBeauty 1
your picture looks like your sneezing too :D
ImFrackinBored 13
Was OP staring at a wall? O_o
sydneylol 7
Well, bless you.
13FTW 9
Honestly, I think this isn't a very good FML. Nothing like snorting curry powder or walking in on your fiancé getting a ******** from your best friend.
sandyandellie 5
55- agreed.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
This could probably be a result of snorting curry powder.
Skittlepickle 13
I'm just sayin, I ACCIDENTALLY voted YDI. FYL:/
NomOnShroomz 14
I'm just sayin, no one really cares.
Unlucky_Gun 0
I've done that too
KiddNYC1O 22
At least that wall stopped your neck from being broken. Although, your forehead must be bruised badly.
NoNotTheFace 8
Now, you won't need your girlfriend to beat you up so you can look tougher to your friends, you can just tell them that a wall attacked you. The ************ came outta nowhere, I swear.
BreyBBY 0
I see what you did there.
swimmerstud 7
Why would you be so close to a wall?
lmfaoooooooooo 4
Because there happens to be quite a few walls in our societies today incase you hadn't noticed, and people tend to walk/lean on them.
lmfaoooooooooo 4
Wait I don't think people can walk on walls....
False_Stupidity 42
After a few drinks, you can do ANYTHING.. Or after snorting curry.
TraceCase_ 19
If you covered your mouth properly, I feel like this wouldn't have happened. For future reference OP, remember the "Dracula" position for sneezes and coughs.
Livencountry 5
What the hell is the "Dracula" position?
JessieBrianneKim 3
when you sneeze into your elbow armpit
Livencountry 5
Oh. Right. Got'cha.
moniquemonique 0
I feel that covering your mouth "properly" would do nothing to prevent this.
bibbster18 11
Way to use your head :D
coldsteele152 1
Ouch
Skittlepickle 13
Very original
ColtsDoug18 0
if you can do that with your nose, just imagine what you could do with your mouth!
curlyfry33 8
That goes perfect with ur picture