Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Klutz
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
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thaney18 0
Lol I'm picturing it in my head
MrGold 0
If only you had farted at the same time you would have kept your balance.
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Comments (117)
thaney18 0
Lol I'm picturing it in my head
randomlettrrs 8
I'm picturing YOU in my head O_o
Carpy 8
Nice job dumbass! lmao
MrGold 0
I'm picturing poking random girls in my head :p
insanesna1l 0
im picturing pictures while getting head. also op, if they could harness the power of that sneeze, we could power the world
sterlingarcher 1
hahahahhaaha oh man..
dre_bro11 12
#10, I'm sure #1's picturing you in her head too. Jokes people.
MissBunny25 0
I've done this before.
Sniper_Fidelis 1
Or on your "head";)
seanders 10
I'm picturing #1 giving #10 head while he pokes random girls with the device used to brand cattle.
thaney18 0
SMFH! I'm guessing I should have said "mind" instead of head.
missy_n 0
if we could harness the power from ur insanity, we could power the entire universe!
mrrapper 0
good one
staceysgenesis16 0
im picturing myself picturing you guys picturing tue pictures that are somewhat humorous to everybody who are reading these comments .. wow tht was stupid .. NVM
fyl12345678901 0
how in the blue monkey he'll do u do that
fyl12345678901 0
how in the blue monkey he'll do u do that
lancerkiddlo 5
I'm picturing it too and it's pretty funny too hahahahaha
DumDum999 0
LOL ME TOO
JJ123456 0
haha sucks
alex1502 0
i am too... hilarious...
madisonkelly9 0
Hahahahah that sucks! but it's so funny! sorry!
ImaWiseGuy 5
so what happens when you cough?
dolphincheddar 10
robitussin
leeexxx 2
that's what I was wondering too
Juliaa15 6
Happened to me once. Although I lost my balance on ice when I sneezed and someone cut up my neck with the skates. What can ya do about it, ya know?
munkyjunkie 7
So casual about having your neck cut... well i guess there was ice to put on it
Gamzee_fml 0
BA DUM TUM TSSSSSH hOnK :0)
flamegrilled123 3
pics or it didn't happen
ZoroFresh 0
welcome to the dark carnival, ************
kay2kay 1
Happens to the best of us.
mariazzz 5
LMAO
KleenexWaffle 3
Don't laugh at him, that's Snot funny! Haha, just had to sneak a booger joke in :p
omg112 0
happens to me alot. clumsy much
HatefulPilot 0
I fly the short helicopter. Winning.
KleenexWaffle 3
Those jokes were short lived. Did make me giggle though. Bravo.
shawnayandell 0
LMAO, that sucks for you but so funny for everyone else. :D
AlexH017 4
This made me laugh so much.. :')
ImaWiseGuy 5
sweet pj's, rockstar status.........
MrGold 0
If only you had farted at the same time you would have kept your balance.
hockeyrocks39 0
hahahahahahahahaha....
mariazzz 5
ROTFLMFAOOOO that was gold!!
TraceCase_ 19
Nice!!! XD
KleenexWaffle 3
But if OP sneezed and farted at the same time, they'd explode. It's true kids, try this one at home!
OMG_N3RD 0
Lol
Miss_Michaela 10
I once farted, and fell up the stairs..? Nah. I have never done that. But just testing my joke out. :P
MrGold 0
It was funny at first. Like a small giggle wanted to come out. Then I realized it was a failed attempt. Nice try though. I'm just playing that was funny. lol Must have had some cheese or something for that to happen. Was there a little NASA station around counting down 3,2,1 We have lift off!
Miss_Michaela 10
Hahaha!
JFloUnknown 24
lmao to both of yall haha
MuffyStJacques 0
That must have been one hell of a sneeze.