hotpatata
United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
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terrible_things 1
At least your eye didn't pop out
DooleyFTW 17
Not sneeze?
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Comments (150)
govan1107 1
We're you trying to hold your breath
HiddenMonkey 8
I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me yet. When I sneeze I see stars.
CessnaPilot 5
Happens to me when I yawn sometimes.
twizzy2011 5
Gazoontite!
Senseless_487 29
Happened to me when I yawned once. I feel your pain, OP, but it's nothing compared to having it put back into place!
MsConfusedd 27
I have TMJ, my jaw gets locked all the time. I know how painful jaw problems can be, I honestly feel terrible for you. :(
brownov6969 4
**** that's nothing you pussy ass ****
Brilliant66star 17
I don't know how, but I'll take your word for it & hope at the same time that it never happens to me. FYL.
lemonarm 18
hey me too! it hurts like hell! (not today but a few years ago i did that too)
PoshLife_Cross 5
God bless you.