ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Erin Duncan
Klutz
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Ow
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Golden Valley, United States
Power move
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
chloeleigholivia
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
Top comments
Dude_fml 0
sneezing hard makes your head go backwards, since you are sneezing forward. Thus the head going forward motion is from the sneezemotion itself and thus we can classify this as a reflex. Thus it is just a sucky sneeze at the wrong place and the wrong time. I wish you a speedy recovery.
csigabajnok 0
FAIL
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Comments (45)
Raven_fml 0
haha Wow.
My2864 1
why didnt you turn away do you like sneezing over yourself?
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
oww
ODEEZY 0
you have steriod flavored sneezes if you can do bodily damage to yourself like that... lay off the roids A-Rod.... XD
Dude_fml 0
sneezing hard makes your head go backwards, since you are sneezing forward. Thus the head going forward motion is from the sneezemotion itself and thus we can classify this as a reflex. Thus it is just a sucky sneeze at the wrong place and the wrong time. I wish you a speedy recovery.
Unsuprised 0
YOU DESERVED IT
xninix_fml 36
HOW?
Epickitty58 29
When does anyone ever deserve to break their nose?* *Except if they've purposely done something equally bad or worse to somebody else who didn't deserve it.
bsneeze 0
aww that is sad, i hope your nose heals okay. :(
alwaysalady 0
sneezes can throw people around. I've tripped the force of my sneezes before. I hope the fix it good, otherwise you'll end up with a lump.
IngenuityGap 0
I'm sitting here wondering how it is even possible to be that uncoordinated.
SquishBoom 0
This was brilliantly hilarious!
csigabajnok 0
FAIL
brittini 0
Thats happened to me before too; it sucks!!