Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
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terrible_things 1
At least your eye didn't pop out
DooleyFTW 17
Not sneeze?
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Comments (150)
iceqube 1
You learn something new every day.
rockurheart 9
FUS ROH DAaahb **** my jaw.
DeanWnchstr12479 6
Way to scare the hell out of me. I'm afraid next time I sneeze the same thing will happen to me.
srhearrell 21
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TheNicce01 14
its happened to me... i feel youre pain... my jaw isnt fixed... it got out of socket 3 years ago
crazycatlady93 6
I yawned my jaw out of the socket 6 years ago and now have problems with it! sucks that it happened to you but I'm glad to know other people have luck as bad as mine!