Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
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Glowworm56 27
Just be glad it wasn't a real tooth!
DanielleinDC 34
Luckily I have my own teeth. But I have had the occasional loud and violent sneeze. What really sucks is when you wind up for a sneeze that never happens--and as a result, you get a headache. Or when you have your period and a cold at the same time and a sneeze causes a flood in your underwear.
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Glowworm56 27
Just be glad it wasn't a real tooth!
DanielleinDC 34
Luckily I have my own teeth. But I have had the occasional loud and violent sneeze. What really sucks is when you wind up for a sneeze that never happens--and as a result, you get a headache. Or when you have your period and a cold at the same time and a sneeze causes a flood in your underwear.
raven_of_azarath 35
Or you're on your period and you sneeze, and you feel the tampon you took an hour getting used to shift just ever so slightly and you can feel it again.
Lobby_Bee 18
Hope you found it afterwards. Those things can't be cheap.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
No, I can't say that I have. :O
RockPrincess26 16
Me neither. Who's the cry baby who thumbs down your comment anyhow?
Akitakat 31
At least it didn't embed itself into the forehead of your workmate.
isquaredkeepingitreal 24
As a 25 year old female with fake top teeth held on by glue, I get it. I am terrified that something similar will happen to me and I'm not sure I could show my face around there again. I already spit on someone (while talking) and I bite down in between most words. It makes long conversations very difficult and because of it, I've been rethinking my path as a math teacher. Phone call jobs, customer service jobs, basically anything I USED to be good at is a bad fit for me now. I've been told "it gets better with time," but after the adjustment period, it hasn't.