hotpatata
United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
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terrible_things 1
At least your eye didn't pop out
DooleyFTW 17
Not sneeze?
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Comments (150)
squiggles159 5
this is understandable considering you sneeze at over 100 mph
KiddNYC1O 22
Yup. I've also heard that the germs from a sneeze linger in the air for about an hour.
isaiaah 6
I bit the tip of my tongue off sneezing once. I don't even want to imagine how much pain you were in. Sorry OP!
MGSPOP 1
Do you look like the troll face guy now?
LittleDevil01 4
oooh that makes me cringe
doglover100 29
Sorry.
linkinpark98 24
Now I'm afraid to sneeze....or yawn. :s
SimplyEerb 3
Now's a great time to see a doctor...
Dr_Zuku 3
..ow
Bigmoneyshotz 0
My girlfriend dislocated her jaw blowing me.
cartooncharacter 9
Don't care!
THE_A_TEEN 28
To be fair, it was already dislocated due to a prior event we'll call the "Noodle Incident". After the noodle incident, your girlfriend was courteous enough to please your very inflated ego by suddenly acknowledging her pain and discomfort. Also, your Penis in nowhere near the size to dislodge someone's jaw. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Rowdey 10
Thank you for sharing that.. Both of you.
ivannahump 0
One time I killed a frog and got bad carma and while I was sleeping I kick myself in the balls