Today, my polyamorous friend has 3 boyfriends. My other polyamorous friend has 2 boyfriends and my other other polyamorous friend has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'm still single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm in a polyamorous relationship. My husband and my boyfriend are both aware and are okay with it. Today they met. Not only are they okay with each other, they’ve hit it off. They've drafted a schedule of which days they want, meals, and chores for me on those days. FML
Today, I'm in love with my best friend, while also being in love with my wife. I know he has feelings for me too. I wish my wife was poly too. FML
Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML
Today, after watching my roommate and her boyfriend be all lovey dovey for months, I now have to watch two of our other friends flirting as well. I'm painfully single and have been struggling to change that for years. FML
Today, I'm polyamorous. I dream of getting in those big, beautiful loving relationships you see in poly media, where everyone works to make it work. All I ever seem to meet are possessive freaks who want me all to themselves, or couples wanting a threesome. Do your reading! That's not how polyamory works! FML
Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML
Today, I realized I'm in love with both my boyfriend of several years as well with a guy I recently met, meaning I'm polyamorous (which I always kinda knew). The problem is I don't want to leave my current boyfriend, and I really want to be with the new guy, but both situations are incompatible, which is making me miserable. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
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Anderling 33
Well no wonder with them taking all of the available dates. /jk Serious talk for a moment though: you could try asking your friends for advice. Maybe you’re just not hanging out in the places where you would meet a date who meets your standards, or maybe you don’t present yourself in the best way, or maybe you’re just a bit too eager and scare people off. If they’re true friends they’ll be willing to give you some help here.
whatshername?! 39
How about finding some mono-amorous friends first?
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whatshername?! 39
How about finding some mono-amorous friends first?
Anderling 33
Well no wonder with them taking all of the available dates. /jk Serious talk for a moment though: you could try asking your friends for advice. Maybe you’re just not hanging out in the places where you would meet a date who meets your standards, or maybe you don’t present yourself in the best way, or maybe you’re just a bit too eager and scare people off. If they’re true friends they’ll be willing to give you some help here.
Rake 18
Just join one of those groups? Why bother making a new one?
stickyface 17
Sure, be willing to bang multiple people, sometimes simultaneously, and among some subset of human beings you'll be in demand. Most of the rest of us have no desire to live that way and want very different from our relationships. Personally I wouldn't touch your friends with a 10 foot condomized pole.
RichardPencil 32
So, what's your preferred label: nonamourous, unamourable or loser?