hotpatata
United States
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
ouchmynose
United States
Powerful
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
de-ow-dorant
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
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terrible_things 1
At least your eye didn't pop out
DooleyFTW 17
Not sneeze?
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Comments (150)
myalleyway 9
Is your jaw back in it's correct place now? Did you sneeze it back, or just move it with your hand?
borkchop1992 15
Fos ro dahhhh!
thatKidzmOm 10
I imagine that's quite painful and it kind of grosses me out. Blih!
dead_insects 18
Brutal!! I have coughed so hard before my throat and nose bled...its bullshit when those involuntary functions decide to get nasty! Were you able to relocate your jaw, that had to hurt!!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Oh the mental images! :/ Now I'm afraid to sneeze! I'm sorry, OP!
music_woman1 11
I learnt something today! Seriously though, OP, that sucks and must be extremely painful, fyl and I hope it heals soon
rubberduckie94 13
A sneeze that powerful I must ask did you break a window or anything when the flying snot hit it.
rcgirl2 11
Dang! It's better than popping a blood vessel in your brain.
linkinpark98 24
This reminds me of when Stewie from Family Guy tried to force a fart and popped a vessel in his eye. :)
Andr913 13
I sneezed when reading this FML. It was terrifying.
syguerra 0
wow what happens when you cough?