Today, my wife decided she'd be the agent of the musician she had an affair with last year. Now she brushes off any complaints or concerns with, "It's strictly professional." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, my husband asked me for permission to have an affair with his hot secretary. FML
Today, after two years of torture being secretly in love with a married woman, two months ago she initiated things and we became lovers. Now she says even if she divorces, she wouldn't want me as a partner, because a honest man would never "do what I'm doing." FML
Today, desperate for some affection from my cold, frigid wife, I lied and said we had an attractive new girl joining our department. Without looking up, she said, "You guys can fuck, I don't care, just be discreet." Stick a fork in this marriage, it's done. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
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Top comments
Radulf 10
If you are going along with that then this is your problem. Otherwise, ask her if she wants to keep on managing him while going through a divorce.
cpguru24 18
This is a giant YDI. Well you don't necessarily deserve this, only you have the power in this situation to set it right. See yah bye! Yes I am making sound easy. Yes breaking up can be harder than staying together. It is hard. But you are worth more. Do it for your mental health alone.
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Comments (6)
Radulf 10
If you are going along with that then this is your problem. Otherwise, ask her if she wants to keep on managing him while going through a divorce.
cpguru24 18
This is a giant YDI. Well you don't necessarily deserve this, only you have the power in this situation to set it right. See yah bye! Yes I am making sound easy. Yes breaking up can be harder than staying together. It is hard. But you are worth more. Do it for your mental health alone.
RichardPencil 32
On the plus side, now she'll only be getting 10%.
Iamthebanzai22 21
If she cares so little about you that she is willing to put you through that uncertainty then your marriage is already over.
EpicOracle 24
wife or ex wife?
D J's MOM 17
she's an idiot who thinks that this is a way that she can cheat without 'getting caught'. move on OP. sorry