Today, I found out one of my friends had never seen the "Two Girls, One Cup" video, so I loaded it up and told him to watch it. I knew he was squeamish, but I didn't expect him to actually pass out. He cracked his head on the side of my desk and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my porn addicted roommate watching a gynecology exam online. He asked me to watch it with him. FML
Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML
Today, I woke up and went into my living room, only to be greeted by my aunt, sister, and mother watching a very graphic video showing women giving birth. They forced me to stay and watch it until the end. It was almost 90 minutes. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, a 5th grader tapped me on the shoulder and whispered, “Don’t ever watch Two Girls, One Cup. Trust me.” While I appreciate the advice, I am dreading the phone call home. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
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tyler_the_asiann 16
"So, how did you crack your head?" ..um.. Well you see...
bonbon1559 20
You're gonna be paying for the hospital bill & the therapy sessions.
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tyler_the_asiann 16
"So, how did you crack your head?" ..um.. Well you see...
bonbon1559 20
You're gonna be paying for the hospital bill & the therapy sessions.
domolovesyoshi 33
Not if the Op's friend consented to watching the video.
tranced_ 45
am I the only one who hasn't seen it yet?! :o
TheLostCauseFML 40
Don't.. just don't. lol.
pammybb 13
just watch it! It's been out for a while now! Good luck with that!
Mightyrif 23
Be sure to watch it where no hard objects are around.
pl0xs3rver 45
No, I've seen the first 5 seconds since my friend thought it would be funny. It wasn't funny
smokecloud_ 37
It's bad. Don't do it. But totally look up a blue waffle..
ZombieSazza 34
I've seen the whole thing and laughed, but then I grew up in an age where shock videos where normal and folk tried to scare you with them, so I've built an immunity to 2G1C, BME pain Olympics, blue waffle, rice dick, tub girl, there's a lot of ****** up shit.
andrmac 25
...And when you're done with that watch too many cooks too.
ndaguanno 17
Don't do it, horrible can still see it that we are talking about it, also don't look up "blue waffle" as someone else said its horrible as well.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you watch it, that's a decision you'll regret for the rest of your life.
amazed_71 14
Nope. never heard of it
Stxsyh 30
If you do watch it, you'd wish you didn't. Take the advices from those above and don't watch it. Seriously, you'll regret it if you do....... or maybe you won't. I dont know. :p
tantanpanda 26
I just watched it after reading this FML. Like, wow, nasty.
sarcasmwins 24
Some things can never be unseen just remember that. I'm scarred for life after watching that shit.
L3G3ND4RYB4D4SS 6
No i haven't either, people at school keep trying to make me watch it and I'm just like biatch i don't want to watch it so SHUT THE FAK UP.
Bunnyluver 20
Nope...Never knew it existed so, I just did and I regret it. Please don't watch if you already haven't.
Bunnyluver 20
Oh yes, I need some new friends because they tricked me into blue waffle and red pancake. Luckily, my Sex Ed teacher said they are myths. I'm to scared to find out what it really is though.
RaggedClown 11
No. I haven't either. On purpose.
T1A2Z3 35
Don't tell OP
MortenM 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's your mates own foul for not keeping up with modern trends and already seen it
MidnaLink 35
So, it's an innocent kids's fault for not being a sheep?
kafka13 9
modern trend? that is f&cked up society where that nasty stuff is a trend
GolgiTendonOs 18
You're right. How dare he not watch videos of people playing with their own shit.
Bunnyluver 20
No, some people just have more class and respect for others. Why should people we caught up on porno trends? If you do, that should be something you keep to yourself if all your friends aren't on board.
Mathalamus 25
you are an asshole... never do this sort of thing. its just mean, evil and cruel. i dont like those pranks...
Bigmike211995 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I disagree
domolovesyoshi 33
It wasn't a prank the guy knew that he was going to watch it and did so willingly.
BlackBoyFly 11
I can't necessarily see this as OP being an asshole, just negligent to their friends' weaknesses. Since OP doesn't state that they wanted to cause any pain or scare towards their friend.
tonyfan00 38
You're an asshat of a friend...
NotPatSajak 11
Some things should remain unseen
pl0xs3rver 45
My friend pulled the same prank. She didn't find it funny after I vomited on her floor
last_kings84 19
Some friend you are buddy....
worldclassrager 41
Squeamish already shows that this will end badly...try softer videos like kittens or puppies...heck maybe even a Sagloose clip for Christ's sake