pass me the fucking rope
Brooklyn, United States
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
I'mSoHungry
Auckland, New Zealand
I am very hungry
Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML
Sick
Ede, Netherlands
Nice bird
Today, a bird shit on my jacket whilst smoking, I cleaned it and went back outside, and got shit on again. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
Anonymous
From a great height
Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML
Bad day
United States
Classic combo
Today, I had quite the long and busy day at work. Also today, the AC in my workplace decided to go on vacation. I was sweating and about to pass out by the end of it. Then, as I was walking home, I got pooped on by a bird. Twice. FML
lbg2msf
Biloxi, United States
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
birdbath
United States
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
tristaph
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
targe
Australia
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
crazystar69
United States
Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Birds are a-holes
Sora_McKain 36
Damn those birds anyway. If only they weren't so damn cute then maybe I could actually hate them.
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Comments (40)
BellaMerritt05 6
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
SpyroMello 29
What?
toastbrot 9
dear bird. could you just not. please.
WCARlover 35
Birds are a-holes
Sora_McKain 36
Damn those birds anyway. If only they weren't so damn cute then maybe I could actually hate them.
nanner6206 24
birds are creepy
freddygasman 18
Not all birds are creepy, just like not all birds are cute.
gamermonster 34
Their cuteness makes up for their behavior it seems
_EnderDoge 22
I didn't even see the location at first and I knew it was New York, haha.
warner69 8
maybe your lunch shat in the bird
FlamingColor 30
It's really just gravity's fault when you think about. Had not been for it, then poop couldn't have fell on your lunch.
Footballjake15 8
It's too bad Gravity is responsible for just about anything so quite frankly I'm glad it exists
SkyGuy32 17
It's always a bad idea to think that your day can't get worse. You'll only jinx yourself.
Quicky5_ 16
I hate birds, I went on a first date and a bird shat on my shoulder, no bueno.
Lisee92 18
Did you get a second date at least?
soodytheboi 23
That sucks OP. Well, shit happens. Still I do hope you got to eat some good food.
bigbagofnope 25
Sorry op, that's real shitty.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Once OP is done with the rope I'm giving it to you.
bigbagofnope 25
I laughed too hard ^ , sorry I just needed to get the obligatory shitty comment out of the way, seems like a right of passage