Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML
Today, I went to the library to pick up a copy of Romeo and Juliet for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied, "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. Just watching you makes me depressed." FML
Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML
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bhangu023 0
Follow him around and when he picks up a book you've read do the sane thing ;)
Iamnotmyself 17
Snape kills Dumbledore? Ah shit.
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Comments (199)
bhangu023 0
Follow him around and when he picks up a book you've read do the sane thing ;)
Thabb 0
I was just trying to be helpful, I mean, how much of your time did I save since you don't have to read that book?
ItsTheKing 10
Salty? Anyway unless that book was for some kind of report, you could have just got a different one.
tylersign 11
I think it'd be funny if OP did the insane thing.
Igotothegym 3
That would be weird
cIickhere 5
The guy just made the book even more exciting.
sandi315 0
Shut up ******
Wdgames 0
Reminds me of the time I murdered a stripper and wrote a book about it... The police wrote a book about it too. They called it Case 2149-A
monkeys1315 0
He was probably just messing with you. I doubt he actually read the book
fakeaccountX 6
Lupin, Snape, Fred, Dobby, etc etc etc...
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
i was seriously looking for a harry potter comment.
MyEpicDemise 7
Tell him, "And YOU'RE gonna die too." Then give him a murderous look and an evil smile.
andy_l 14
The Great Gatsby.
rallets 23
nick doesnt die
BuhxritNAYY 5
Some people just do that for fun. Chances are he didn't even read the book. I would have been more excited to read it, just to see if he was lying or not
kaynorr 9
I do that all the time it's hilarious
andy_l 14
Gatsby does.
ddlovatolover 23
I'm going to start saying that to everyone picking up books regardless of whether I've read the book or not and regardless of whether the main character dies or not!
gunman15 4
Some people just ruin it for the rest of us
ThatOneCanadian 0
When I was watching Titanic, I was about 15 minutes into and my dad walked by and screamed JACK DIES
faithxoxox 1
He wouldn't have died if the chica hadn't been so selfish, but had shared the makeshift rafter.
monkeys1315 0
That is so true, every time I watch that movie I think "they both could have fit on that door"
Littlemiss__LOL 0
Wouldn't the door sink if they were both on it?
Maddoctor 10
Probably not. Did you see how big the doors were on the Titanic's first class? In reality they probably would have kept each other warmer with the little body heat they still had to share.
rallets 23
Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?
Littlemiss__LOL 0
Well I guess not, but I'm pretty sure that the door was broken. If not, that bitch was just being selfish.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
somebody always dies at the end.
Iamnotmyself 17
Snape kills Dumbledore? Ah shit.
YdoIhaveAchode 4
Holy shit, you're hilarious.
kiran_fml 5
I remember some guys drove by a store that just released HP6 and they yelled "dumbledore dies!" to the crowd
GlitteryMasakali 1
I don't get it. Some kindly explain?
btnhdude 0
50 - but... somebody'd have to explain.. that explanation.
fthislyfe 22
One time my friend was talking about Harry Potter. I hadn't read the books but I was going to read them so I put my fingers in my ears the whole time. Some people are just...
EnEl_Infierno 15
S.o.b, Iamnotmyself spoiler, haven't seen yet, ****** funny as hell though.
auriane_fml 19
I remember trying to read HP6 and then my brother told me that dumbledore died at the end. I never picked up a HP book after that. I really hate it when people do that.
PopRocks14 0
Yeah we were going to read the Outsiders as a school assignment and a girl from the class that already read it yelled out "EVERYONE DIED" But they didn't... Ahh book trolls..
facilitator 0
I always do that, dosn't matrer what book it is. Always gets people pissed off "He dies at the end you, knew that right" "This is a phone book, good sir" "... I knew that"
Iamnotmyself 17
Spoiler of the Bible : Everyone Dies, The End.
Maddoctor 10
103, you do realize there was only one more book after that, right? Seriously, Dumbledore dying is old news by now. At least finish the series like a real fan.
LOLbomb 1
103, Except Jesus. Aw, damn. I spoiled the ending. :(
LOLbomb 1
Whoops. I meant 153. Ah well. >.>
fortehlulocaust 6
just let him know that he's a dick for ruining a most likely good book!
Blamco177 0
Dobbie dies!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
bizarre_ftw 22
I think that made me cry/almost cry
googlefrewdnoob 0
Lol it made me cry, I remember fob or in HP2
jessthebest3 0
You spelled Dobby wrong... >.>
bizarre_ftw 22
Harry potter? Cuz he didn't get it totally right.....
evilplatypus 39
You do know there are books out there OTHER than Harry Potter, right?
gmc_blossom 21
Is there really? Oh, well that's news to me! D:
edools 3
Harry Pothead rox ur sox but it goes to a point
Waffl3z 8
Should ov thrown the book at him..
BrianAlarcon 0
You should of punched him!
drawmesunshine 17
Have**
muhilrashid 4
What book was it ?
kleider1 9
Hopefully breaking dawn so they all die but then OP would be dead to me for wanting to read such a thing
overthelimit 3
OP is already dead to me for willingly going to a library.
jazzyspazz 16
*facepalm*
hayleyjames 0
That's annoying but funny
MrSexyPants 14
The Bible.
iparker97 0
Look at your picture
TheCylonmaster 3
108 - your pic, name, and comment just made me shit my pants
A100893 30
Spoiler alert.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What's the spoiler?
12vballchick12 5
Read 78s bio. Makes his comment all the more funny
skatingalyy 0
I see what you mean haha. 78- he was talking about the spoiler that man told op.
THE_A_TEEN 28
No i'm just making fun of his spoiler alert, I know the man died during sex...