Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Top comments
bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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hockeyrocks39 0
Hopefully OP meant to say his pubes are longer than his "soft" penis, and that his southern dangler grows to a proud gift giving size when called upon.
RebeccaP2010 0
Shave that shit!!! :(
brianc444 0
I really hope your pubes are like 9 inches long and your dick is 8 and1/2 otherwise that sucks
TaylorTotsYumm 10
..but that's huge.
SteelCladAngel 0
lol yea 9" is well above average average is 5-1/2 to 6 inches in length the average depth of a ****** is 5-6 inches....
codymission2011 0
whatever im 15 and mines 8in
ShrukiantheMad 0
I'm so sure. Keep tellin yourself that kid.
oolama 2
and..? you'll know if the girl you find is right if she loves you for who you are, the rest are just a waste of time.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I see two scenarios in which OP and his tictac penis find the right girl. a) She has a nonexistent sex-drive. b) OP has a magic tongue.
BAMF519 0
man that's really really sad get them cut or get a longer dick
idl3mind 0
time to start manscaping
OhHeySlogan 4
Dude, its cool. that's average. If you're over 4 inches you should be in ****.
notstarboard 0
LOL
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
ew
ash99 0
that is just nasty not an fml
anniekins 6
time to do some serious trimming