Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML
Denial
Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
This woman's work
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, while looking through a stack of possible pictures for Facebook, I found one I really liked, until I noticed that I have recently developed a bald patch. Problem? I am a 22 year old woman. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
It's all downhill from here
Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
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Veroswen 3
I started balding at 22. My beard is graying now at 30. With that perspective, graying is not that bad of a thing.
RichardPencil 32
Time to shave that shit! “Just For Pubes” is just too much hassle and only lasts a week or so.
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littlekellilee 45
In elementary school, during Sex Ed, my parents would give me questions to ask (sometimes because they had genuine questions and sometimes because they had funny ones). They got me to ask if pubic hair turns grey one day. My (young) teacher said yes, but now I wonder how she knew...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Well, if head hair turns gray, and body hair turns gray, what are the chances of pubes turning gray?
littlekellilee 45
I was joking that maybe she had the same issue as OP. I hate how sometimes old Almost FML's can be made new FML's, as I'd have never made this joke on a full FML.
Veroswen 3
I started balding at 22. My beard is graying now at 30. With that perspective, graying is not that bad of a thing.
RichardPencil 32
Time to shave that shit! “Just For Pubes” is just too much hassle and only lasts a week or so.
sunnyray812 42
Gray hair on young men can be pretty attractive actually. Don't let it get you down, OP. If you really don't like it, you could dye it any color you want. 😊 The hair on your head of course!
HokieJ 10
People are going to wonder if the carpet matches the curtains!
bobsanction 18
Play it up dude! Chicks dig silver foxes.
TheSminty1 17
50 shades?
draghkar 18
I was also shocked when I found my first grey pube. Not as shocked as the people on the elevator, though.
EmDizzle2007 28
I've got gray on my shoulders and in my beard. I'm only 29, but mu dad says I've had gray hair visible from across the room since I was 2. in short; I know your pain.
fallenlikethesky 12
So? Some people grey young. No big deal.