Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Top comments
bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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Comments (432)
lovingmylife84 0
that's disgusting! trim them you homeless slob! the average penis is 2.5 inches when not errect, that means there are plenty longer and plenty shorter than that. it doesn't matter, it really is about how you use it, and how generous a lover you are. but if you havent trimmed your pubes with little nail scissors then who would ever sleep with you anyway!
nerdchic 5
you either have really long pubes or a very short penis...
Barney_Rubble_75 0
thanks for clearing that up. you've clearly got a good grasp of the situation.
AliciaicilA 0
lolz :P
ChrisRosales 0
LMAO!!! at #104
Alligatorr15 0
that is nasty. keep yourself clean!
Barney_Rubble_75 0
'Short & thick will do the trick! Long & thin goes too far in.' ... just keep telling yourself something like that.
logo79 0
i dnt even think he has pubes
dufelbag 0
u must have a small dick
4wheelgurl 0
dude,sorry bout that..uh... issue. u got goin there....
jamieleigh_315 0
lmao lil penis
badgebunny 3
pubes are freaking nasty!!! shave them off