Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML
Today, at 21 years of age, my doctor confirmed that I am, indeed, going bald. It wouldn't be such a bad thing, even expected, if I wasn't a woman. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
Today, I was finally confident enough to buzz half my hair off into the style I've wanted since I was young. Turns out that I have a particularly large and angry-looking skin problem across my scalp that may well have been there for years. It'll take months to grow back. FML
Today, someone told me I have male pattern baldness; they thought so because I apparently have a "receding hairline." It's always been this way, I checked my pictures from the time I shaved my head when I was 16. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
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Top comments
VampOfSavannah 31
Lol his hair is going south for the winter.
tripwire88 6
As long as your shaft is functional it's all good. Cheer up
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Comments (73)
stretchedthin 20
hair club for men!
Dthsapprntc 23
Why? Just shave off whatever is left and problem is solved.
Wizardo 34
Shave the head, grow a beard and OP wear some water wings and carry a floatie, you're gonna be drowning soon if you catch my drift...
incoherentrmblr 22
Time to consider Bosley...
x14DollaRsx 12
You Might want to trim your chest?
TheCrispyCat 20
Maybe his chest hair is short, and his head hair is really short.
ComoEsJuan 24
Or maybe his head hair is simply migrating to his chest.
VampOfSavannah 31
Lol his hair is going south for the winter.
theorangecurls 18
You might just have super long chest hair
LittleBastard 20
It's such a 'hairy' situtation, isn't it.
laden_swallow09 35
Boo.
Kn0wledge123 21
Welcome to the club. Gotta go to Bosely
ErinPinelli 24
At least your pubic hairs aren't as long..
HKCgrimmjow 15
I'm sure you would know ;D
Blink_me26 21
They probably are.
StillUsesMyspace 22
I hate to be that guy that everyone hates, but your picture is awesome 45
Beansforbill 14
No reason to be ashamed of your manliness
coried91 28
I agree. Bald isn't bad. There are a lot of hot bald guys out there OP! Be happy with who you are and embrace it!
Voij 16
To add to the previously mentioned arguments: While balding itself is always something unpleasant for men, I'd strongly suggest for you to rather embrace it than try to fight it. There were a couple recent studies that showed that bald men are generally considered more trustworthy and more successful than other men. That being said, these studies also agree on one thing: Never fight a losing battle. This basically means that if you are indeed going bald(and are certain that it's not just a temporary thing due to stress), then don't try to hide it, but rather embrace it. The least trusted men are those who go for comb-overs or have haircuts like e.g. Ted from Scrubs. Instead, go full-on bald and own it. Trust me, once you stop desperately fighting against it and instead ride with it, you'll gain a bunch of confidence, which will have a positive effect on almost all other aspects of your life.
tripwire88 6
As long as your shaft is functional it's all good. Cheer up
Welshite 40
And if it's not, you can always buy a new one at the hardware store.
Wolvander88 19
But there's no point in just being a tool.
mrlopez 13
I highly presume OP's not a fool, he knows his tool :)
Butwhymeagain 12
Looks like This isn't going to be a hairy situation. .. sorrynotsorry
Welshite 40
You must be Dobby; NOT Hairy Potter.
minesbiggerr 25
No no its kreacher get it right
Nyx_fml 23
10 - Is that an improperly used semicolon, or one of OP's chest hairs poking out of your comment?
Welshite 40
I didn't get my mane of luxurious hair by innocent means. That one must have fallen out of my duffel bag.
ZY1431 24
go with a military hair cut. that could help mask the fact that you are going bald.