John Doe
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Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Cuties
Today, I shaved my penis and balls. When my girlfriend saw, she said, "You look like my little brother." He's 6 years-old. FML
thelistman
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Manly man
Today, my girlfriend made me shave my chest. Afterwards, she said I looked like I was 12. She won't have sex with me until it grows back. FML
grizzlybear
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
wtf
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Ryan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Unwarranted
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Anonymous
Murrieta, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
stubby
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if I could somehow get uncircumcised so I could add an inch to my length. FML
Top comments
jbuckets_404 39
Actually, that is true, but that's not why I do it.
KingAdrock 16
Maybe she just wants you to clean up down there, AND get a confidence boost. 'Cause srsly, if she shaves, waxes, or trims but your junk looks like a jungle; that ain't fair.
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Comments (5)
jbuckets_404 39
Actually, that is true, but that's not why I do it.
alycion 39
Is she going at your ego so you do some much needed cleanup or or do you really need the illusion? Only way to judge.
protoskore 27
yep, by nearly an inch, depending on how long past puberty you are
KingAdrock 16
Maybe she just wants you to clean up down there, AND get a confidence boost. 'Cause srsly, if she shaves, waxes, or trims but your junk looks like a jungle; that ain't fair.
Hangryko 32
She's not wrong.