Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
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Top comments
brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
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Comments (251)
brunogtz 4
that's a hairy situation
domking1315 20
That failed
brunogtz 4
your mom failed at giving birth
JohannMedina 0
SHAVE.
nalia18 8
Thatsa scary situation...
LadyLexi 0
Nalia18 - holy shit your pic creeps me out...
Keyman1212 14
Nalia's picture doesn't turn you on..? Hmmm... There might be something wrong with me...
LiveLaughFML 10
grab somebody sexy tell them shave!
SCREAM4meeee 0
Ewwww shave that shit
LiveLaughFML 10
*grab somebody hairy tell them shave!
Keyman1212 14
Grab LiveLaughFML and tell her stop!
EvilPotato 15
5,10 you guys fail, but I don't because I am a winner! (waiting for the thumbs down).
CryMoreFMLs 15
38 - Your picture might bethe herald of the apocalypse.
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
The must call her chewbacca's bride!
1bluesky1 6
Aters gonna hat?
redsox99 0
Is that Justin Beiber in your pic 38?
bizarre_ftw 22
5 - your comment also works for your pic, just saying as it made me smile. 10 - I Could say so did yours, but that would merely be encouraging a pathetic situation. Please get some help, you seem to be clinically socially awkward. 38 - see my response to 5 and replace smile with shudder 46 - .... nice :) 129 - my head automatically added the h and the e so thank for typing that, it made me giggle ^_^ 134 - thank you ever so much for pointing out the painfully obvious in the form of a facepalm worthy question alright then, this overly long respond to all is officially over. For now anyway. Beware ^_^ and thumb up for something of equal value to the points on who's line
marpay 11
So many responses.
The_Troller 14
I see what you did there!
The_Troller 14
...Livin' in a lonely world...
The_Troller 14
Never mind this or my second comment, it must have gone through a wormhole and ended up here.
yadisingh 5
158, your picture is ******* funnnnyyyy
FUUUandyourmom 16
As did everybody else, #158.
whitesox365 0
I feel like this fml is from 30 Rock...
dre_bro11 12
OP, Do you make it a bonding activity when you meet new guys that you shave your legs together?
Darjdayton 0
Learn to spell
LadyLexi 0
Man that sucks. Your man will come when the time is right (:
tellithowitis 13
It's a little thing called a razor.
instnt1nfction 17
That's what she said
Sammiches 12
I don't think that is what she said.
LiveLaughFML 10
who is this she and why is she such a *****?
Marcella1016 32
Lmao 20 I hit reply to say the exact same thing as you. Great minds think alike ;)
Keyman1212 14
And apparently retarded minds think alike as well.
bizarre_ftw 22
74 - it seems to be that you are the type that would think of an electric toilet (good for you if you get this movie reference! But seriously)
bizarre_ftw 22
Also, 74 - the flame in your pic looks bizarrely like a blue artichoke heart...... :/
DerekBlaskie 6
The fact that you don't take care of your self is soo attractive.. I'm surprised more guys don't go for women like you! Lol
brittney4598 0
You're gay... Right?
haw008 14
It'll give him good traction
alpinestarsss 0
there's such thing as a calendar. and time. get your head out of your ass.
alpinestarsss 0
there's such thing as a calendar. and time. get your head out of your ass.
Keyman1212 14
.....What???
haw008 14
Wahhhhhh
diceplaya 12
Lonely Forever...
Llama_Face89 34
I think I'd be more weirded out by a guy keeping track of the length of his leg hair.
Llama_Face89 34
This in under the wrong comment....what the hell...
Marcella1016 32
Easy a lot of people (like me) don't wear shorts/skirts very often. Why bother shaving your legs if no one's gonna see them? I find the FML hilarious though lol
Blissfull_Sin 7
I was wondering that also
Marcella1016 32
Mine is under the wrong comment too its supposed to be a reply to number 6...
teresa96706 29
It's supposed to be the forever lonely smiley face.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
No, forever alone.
Jbfu 0
Just a small town girl.....
exleonhart 0
Yes.
exleonhart 0
Tha--nk you for saying that.
Mister_Triangle 21
Easy, you simply don't shave for a while.
Mister_Triangle 21
Well, my first ever comment on here responded to the wrong person. This app is very frustrating.
bjdavey 8
You are hot.
rhpsfan9 10
how could you go that long without shaving....
Super_Jill_ 1
Uhhmm, invest in a razor.
Saltime 0
Because one day, the price of razors will skyrocket.
Marcella1016 32
148 you made me laugh out loud lol
Perksofbeingawal 0
Invest in YOUR MOM
Llama_Face89 34
Shave that shit! Perhaps it's why you've been on this dry spell.
elk21dbm 18
Maybe your chances would improve if you shaved...
acre1996 1
So you don't shave your legs because you don't have a boyfriend? I shave my face and I dot have a gf
Llama_Face89 34
This whole FML seems very opposite to me. Couple my girlfriends weren't all that worried about shaving while we were together. But if your not with someone it's a little hard to attract a guy with a forest on your legs...