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Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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KindaMay_BInLove 0

That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.

saranottelling 7

You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!

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DeepSouthEmoKid 0

first

h_langston12 0

you are dumb. sucks for OP tho

cowgod 0

nice deep south. stupid anti spam protection wouldn't let post, otherwise I would be first

Otto12 0

did you just congradulate someone for saying " first"? and so, society plunges deeper into the never ending abyss

Metzler31 17

ewww!!! that's pretty ****** up

yousuckfml 0

get a life..

Samir30Days 0

I'm guessing she's brown? ;)

Tripout 0

WTF don't be a dumbass. what does being brown have anything to do with it

Cristaderzi 0

Because darker girls have more hair bodily etc. Nair is her friend LOL

PottentialFML 0

If she has got alot of treasure on her trail, imagine the treasure on her chest. :(

JoshTheMaggot 8

hey if she's got more hair then you check if she has a penis if you havnt already. if something pokes you GTFO lmao

Obsilord 0

It's a trap!!!

EastonxStealth 0

Don't say that she is a very nice lady!!

Eddie_Paints 0

She probably has more hair on her nuts too!!

KurouTenshi 0

so wait, OP, are y'all ants? abdomen :x ants... *crickets*

hehe_oops 2

well that's what you get for shaving your abdomen

AVainAttempt 0

Ummm excuse me but isn't the abdomen on the bottom of your stomach near the pubic area? Just shave it..

purplelilies 0

LOL you don't even know what abdomen is hahaha

HeresReality 0

that's not a "girl"friend, you sir, are dating a man

palmour7 0

that is gross!

sk8rchick97 0

maybe it's just in her genes! it's not like she was a guy cuz it depends on the ethnicity and the parents genes just cuz she has some hair on her stomach doesn't mean she's a weirdo it's genetic guys grow up!

Lawless3L 0

I think that's more of an f her life....sux though!

swaneh 0

You say that, yet if someone posted "Today, I realized that I have more hair on my abdomen than my boyfriend", how many YDI's would she get?

chaos753159 4

if its in one day about 785

conversationist 0

hahaha so true #5. but really having a hairy beer belly is not attractive so the only reason you could complain is because your girlfriend is a man.

Gucci_Girl 2

Dang that sucks.

eb0ny 15

I'm sure she's equally depressed about this. She probably has enough stress about it.

HitmanRider 0

A little carpet burn wouldn't hurt.

fatalkiss 0

lmao

Lawless3L 0

So true!!! I'd, personally, have to give that an "I agree, your life sucks" though. Oops: Supposed to be a reply to #5.

VanessaVander 2

that sucks. fyl

perdix 31

Does the hair go all the way down to her dick?

The_Norwegian 2

Hahaha, I can't stop laughing.. :) 

mrjohnz 0

perdix ftw.

Loserr_Face 0

hahaha:))

f_alltheirlives 3

"Woah! stop right there dollface, Ive seen the crying game...."

Latiote 6

that's soo gross

toxic10uhc 0

not neccesarily. some guys just have less testoreone, ergo less body hair.

Tedet 0

She's a man, babyeeeeah