Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML
Today, my mom and I went to the mall to look for some boxer briefs. While looking, I saw two girls I knew from school, so I went over to say hello. At least, that was my plan, but my mom screamed, "Look! These have dinosaurs on them!" They left the store giggling. FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML
Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
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saucyrossi 18
Plot twist: George is the guy she was looking at
tbro47 23
Parents, can't take them anywhere
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Comments (51)
trickiestboss 10
This is why I leave my parents at home whenever I go anywhere.
thecouchisalive 20
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Awe how cute! You have a stuffed animal
lovelyvampire 16
was the giant stuffed animal a monkey??
MrSassypants 34
A monkey named George? That makes me curious to what that could mean.
wildgenius 13
Curious George
foxwasalamb 24
your name says it all sir
MrSassypants 34
A wild genius? Watch out, man. With a name like that people will be throwing pokéballs at you every time you appear.
saucyrossi 18
Plot twist: George is the guy she was looking at
tbro47 23
Parents, can't take them anywhere
trumpet27 1
exactly.
irwingiggles 26
hahaha that is something I would do if I was a mother
lazrguideddonut 3
bless your child's soul
billyboef 10
i think it's actually pretty funny what she did
thatsdndn1 19
parents ...
tattoomom88 9
parents sole purpose is to embarrass their offspring every chance they get
Overreactive 16
Why is this so true
trumpet27 1
yes mine are a decent example.
hard_candy 25
haha it's our duty to troll our children ;)