Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Top comments
bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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jadenstigman 0
well at least Ur penis has camouflage. that could be useful never
RealChinese 7
lmao that shit had me rofl
paradiseisland01 0
shave them , problem solved
LukeNukem_fml 3
**** dude, that is nasty. get rid of that shit like right now.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
you want him to cut his dick off?! harsh...
oglefro 6
and the worst thing is you shave your pubes hahaha
iCard 5
Try the Zohan method then. "The boosh" worked for him...
Barney_Rubble_75 0
sorry, could you repeat that?
iCard 5
Try the Zohan method then. "The boosh" worked for him...
iCard 5
Try the Zohan method then. "The boosh" worked for him...
Riddles66 0
Time to shave?
pencilcozy 1
You should just start cross dressing and pose as a lesbian with an overgrown ********. If you tuck your balls and you should be fine.
salvipride_15 0
ewwwwww CHODE!!!