Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Top comments
bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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Comments (432)
sweetcande999 0
Try shaving down there. it does wonders
funkynatgirl 0
for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch of penis size so I hope your fat lol
zembof 3
that's just ****** gross WTF man and u mist have one SMALL penis
california283 6
your pubes look like Osama bin ladens beard! - harold and kumar..
KometsVball14 4
omg...im so sorry.
bkouch 1
jungle pubes!!!!
Mcnite 0
Lmao that's sad man. I wonder how you "just realized" this. ****...I thought every guy checks his dick length and does the Sideways penis dance at least once before showering :D
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Dick slang?
dannilozon 0
disturbing.
matildalillyysto 0
oh lord that's disgusting please do some manscaping!!!!! and as for ur penis all I have to say is EXTENZE!! hahah sorry
doubleodoggy 0
did we really need to know that?