Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
emih
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
lagirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Charming
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
what is wrong with people
Collector's delight
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
x
Lake Placid, United States
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Top comments
CBL88 25
It's your choice to date the guy - if you don't like it, then don't date him.
Superbaker123 14
That sounds like more of an f his life
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Comments (48)
CBL88 25
It's your choice to date the guy - if you don't like it, then don't date him.
SKYstlimit 11
how long is the hair? cus this could be zero problem, either he has long hair, which you would have known when you started dating him or he has a tiny penis and if that really concerns you that much then you can break up, bad thing to break up over in my opinion but if you can't live with it then that's what you've got to do
bobsanction 18
His BACK hair. Back hair generally doesn't grow that long.
ham_spam 17
Key word generally
nate2694 8
Bruhhhhh wtf
Superbaker123 14
That sounds like more of an f his life
jcash52426 5
He must have a small dick then.
abfab5300 13
Whose*
ahabsfan 17
My back hair is longer than my dick but I still have a girlfriend.
Yudith 28
Who are you? Chewbacca? Jacob the werewolf?
bowser2080 10
same here, I'd be worried if my cwock was longer then my hair( my hair goes halfway down my back)
hayleyalexis422 0
Back hair..
coolsqrl 2
maybe she is your go... for now
coolsqrl 2
maybe she is your go... for now
Bluemonster3 26
His back hair must be extremely long, or his dick is tiny. I'm going with the latter
RichardPencil 32
Put mustache wax on his back hair, twist it into a phallus and ride that pony!!!
ElusiveMee 6
This FML should have started with Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because... YDI